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A lot could happen in a week.
Just look at the last one. — Julia Quinn

I just finished my 11th book last week, so I'm ready to start the next one. — Gloria Stuart

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife. — Henny Youngman

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?" — Frank Carson

For honest insight into who you are, don't ask yourself what your priorities are for next week. Ask what your priorities were last week. — Robert Reed

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped. — Rodney Dangerfield

I can't wait to play the Hammerstein shows. Things have been exploding in the last week, and that's going to be the exclamation point. — Trey Anastasio

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? — Woody Allen

Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."
Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah

Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick. — Muhammad Ali

I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier. — Mike Tice

He had almost fallen asleep on top of Elin last night, and counted it among the week's few small achievements that he had finished the job, at least. — Robert Galbraith

Maybe your mind won't remember what I cooked last week, but your body will. — Erica Bauermeister

My phone dings with a text. Mom: I bought you a rape whistle. There was a gangland slaying on your street last week. — Kristan Higgins

The Northeast is being hit with a major snowstorm. Forecasters said they've haven't seen a whiteout like this since last week's Oscar nominations. — Conan O'Brien

Rook. You fit me. When I saw you crouching in that stairwell last week I felt like I knew you. You stopped me dead in my tracks, you wiped my mind. — J.A. Huss

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that. — Bill Maher

So Ahmadinejad wants to be the first Iranian in space - wasn't he there just last week? 'Iran launches monkey into space.' — John McCain

watering the Japanese anemones naked again last week and you know what the police said about that. Liv x The last — Jojo Moyes

When Steve Jobs died last week, there was a huge outcry, and that was very moving and justified. — Rob Pike

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe. — Rodney Dangerfield

He was just alive," [Gansey] said helplessly. "He just taught us four irregular verbs last week. And you killed him. — Maggie Stiefvater

I won a great giant slalom in Japan last week, and it gave me momentum for this final part of the season. — Hermann Maier

I'm not into watching stuff I did last week, let alone three or four years ago. — Chris Hemsworth

People do not connect with what happened last week, let alone what happened 20 years ago. — Avery Brooks

I'm surprised, but I'm glad, I realise that this is what i wanted that night last week, to simply make a connection and keep hold of it. — Jon McGregor

There remained a strange formality between them, and her pleasure in his presence felt too much like missing him had felt during the last week. — Robin McKinley

The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week. — Les Dawson

Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week. When asked what his future plans are, Rumsfeld said, 'What's a plan?' — Bill Maher

One of the terrorist who was shot dead last week led us today to the hide out of the other 3 suspects. — Joseph Ole Lenku

I wonder, I thought, what I am really thinking. Last week I would have known definitely but now everything seemed vague and evasive. — Maureen Daly

Last week I was just someone who had had a first novel published. — Jon McGregor

He laughed. "Yeah, all right, I see," she said. "Mmm. Why did you have to mention tomatoes? I used the last of the dried ones last week, and — Diana Gabaldon

Last week I saw a woman flayed, and you will hardly believe, how much it altered her person for the worse. — Jonathan Swift

Come now," Javier said. "Sharing a bed with me isn't that bad. You've been doing it for the last week. Is the inevitable sex too distracting? — Karina Halle

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. — W.C. Fields

Why do I do this every Sunday? Even the book reviews seem to be the same as last week's. Different books same reviews. — John Osborne

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. — Henny Youngman

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday. — Steven Wright

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. — Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes a week might go by when I don't think about that game, but I don't remember when it happened last. — Don Larsen

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth. — Louis C.K.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. — Tommy Cooper

Hello I'm Edward and you are? Bella sorry I didn't get a chance to introduce myself last week. — Stephenie Meyer

Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?. — Jay Leno

There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that. — Robert Urich

Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer. — Rodney Dangerfield

eight books sounds (and feels!) like a lot, but it isn't as if they'll last me all week. — Jo Walton

What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in the balls with a hammer. — Rodney Dangerfield

I have continued to paint; my father - who was savaged by the critics - continued to paint until practically the last week of his life. — Jamie Wyeth

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me. — Shaquille O'Neal

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. — Yakov Smirnoff

The next day we left for Rome. I had decided to make my books last and read only one book a week, but instead I gorged myself on them. — Jo Walton

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties ... welcome to my world. — Bill Engvall

I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again. — Stephen Chbosky

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.' — Les Dawson

This week or last week, I don't really care about it anymore. I write myself this later, I tell myself you let me go. — Sara Quin

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate. — Ann Coulter

One bright day in the last week of February, I was walking in the park, enjoying the threefold luxury of solitude, a book, and pleasant weather. — Anne Bronte

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table. — Rodney Dangerfield

God made the world in 6 days. I can't even remember what I did last week. — Brian L. Tucker

Bless their dear little hearts!" said Mrs. Mann with emotion, "they're as well as can be, the dears! Of course, except the two that died last week. — Charles Dickens

She's studying the Existentialists this month. Asked for a study day last week to kill an Arab on the beach. — Christopher Moore

A film like Genevieve to my contemporaries is not a film made years ago, but last week or last year. They see me as I was then, not as I am now. — Kenneth More

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. — Richard K. Diran

What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last week and last month taken together — Terry Pratchett

I said last week that the number on Jean's back does not matter. He stays effective as a runner, decision-maker and leader. — Allister Coetzee

For me, a good friend is someone you might only see once or twice a year but each time it feels as though you've just seen them last week. — James Herbert

The very substance which last week was grazing in the field, waving in the milk pail, or growing in the garden, is now become part of the man. — Isaac Watts

We didn't sleep last week - we literally didn't sleep - because we've been so busy with the book. — Hansie Cronje

If I had to resign every time the Cabinet disagrees with me, I could not last as a Defense Minister one week. — Moshe Dayan

I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun. — Rodney Dangerfield

He's sort of caught everybody on the hot, really, and good luck to him. He tried it last week as an experiment and it certainly worked. — Colin Montgomerie

I have struggled with identity all my life. It's not like something that just happened last week. — Caitlyn Jenner

I can see you is not born last week. — Roald Dahl

Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money. — Rodney Dangerfield

I make a rule never to remember anything before last week. It makes life more interesting — Jude Morgan

I remember Mitch Miller saying every week, This rock and roll stuff will never last. But one doesn't like to bring that up to Mitch. — Rosemary Clooney

The things that you saw earlier in your life generally have more power than the things you saw last week. — Mike Nichols

Over the last couple of years I have gotten an average of 2,000 letters a week from fans. — Davy Jones

I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week. — Bon Scott

I walked beside the woman I had killed last week and tried to hold up my end of a conversation about cats. There — Richard K. Morgan

It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time. — Michelle Gable

Elphaba's already come back. I saw her last week on the stairs. — Gregory Maguire

I'm so glad we had that storm last week. — Chris Matthews

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry. — Craig Kilborn

I bought a pair of socks last week for thirty bucks." "That's because you're an idiot." "Thanks. — Kasie West

You stopped in last week Mr. Durden, " he says. "Don't you remember? — Chuck Palahniuk

Despite the Brian Williams lying scandal, NBC News led in the ratings last week. Although I should note the figures were reported by Brian Williams. — Conan O'Brien

I don't care about three years ago - I don't care about two years ago. I don't care about last year. The only thing I care about is this week. — Tom Brady

Don't tell them you're not a Marxist, darling, we saw Duck Soup together at the Rialto just last week. — Pansy Schneider-Horst

The man still fighting last week's battle will always lose to the man already fighting tomorrow's, — Brian Staveley

Last week at school Pam Struger wondered why the brilliant girls all die. — Chris Kraus

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. — Steven Wright

Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week. — Jeff Stelling

When I was writing Caramelo the last couple of years, a sixty-hour work week was normal. And now I'm lucky if I have eight hours. — Sandra Cisneros

I had a woman up here last week to look at my feet, and when she gave me the bill you'd of thought she had my appendicitus out. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I don't want to go home and tell my wife and my girls, 'I was gone last week because I had to do a press release.' — James Lankford