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Last Week Quotes By Julia Quinn: A lot could happen in a week.Just look

A lot could happen in a week.
Just look at the last one. — Julia Quinn

Last Week Quotes By Gloria Stuart: I just finished my 11th book last week,

I just finished my 11th book last week, so I'm ready to start the next one. — Gloria Stuart

Last Week Quotes By Henny Youngman: I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife. — Henny Youngman

Last Week Quotes By Frank Carson: Doctor told me I've got two weeks to

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?" — Frank Carson

Last Week Quotes By Robert Reed: For honest insight into who you are, don't

For honest insight into who you are, don't ask yourself what your priorities are for next week. Ask what your priorities were last week. — Robert Reed

Last Week Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I live in a tough neighborhood. They got

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Week Quotes By Trey Anastasio: I can't wait to play the Hammerstein shows.

I can't wait to play the Hammerstein shows. Things have been exploding in the last week, and that's going to be the exclamation point. — Trey Anastasio

Last Week Quotes By Woody Allen: How can I believe in God when just

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? — Woody Allen

Last Week Quotes By Kristin Hannah: Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."Meghann: "Birdie, they all

Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."
Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah

Last Week Quotes By Muhammad Ali: Only last week I murdered a rock, injured

Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick. — Muhammad Ali

Last Week Quotes By Mike Tice: I thought last week's game was ugly and

I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier. — Mike Tice

Last Week Quotes By Robert Galbraith: He had almost fallen asleep on top of

He had almost fallen asleep on top of Elin last night, and counted it among the week's few small achievements that he had finished the job, at least. — Robert Galbraith

Last Week Quotes By Erica Bauermeister: Maybe your mind won't remember what I cooked

Maybe your mind won't remember what I cooked last week, but your body will. — Erica Bauermeister

Last Week Quotes By Kristan Higgins: My phone dings with a text. Mom: I

My phone dings with a text. Mom: I bought you a rape whistle. There was a gangland slaying on your street last week. — Kristan Higgins

Last Week Quotes By Conan O'Brien: The Northeast is being hit with a major

The Northeast is being hit with a major snowstorm. Forecasters said they've haven't seen a whiteout like this since last week's Oscar nominations. — Conan O'Brien

Last Week Quotes By J.A. Huss: Rook. You fit me. When I saw you

Rook. You fit me. When I saw you crouching in that stairwell last week I felt like I knew you. You stopped me dead in my tracks, you wiped my mind. — J.A. Huss

Last Week Quotes By Bill Maher: Last week, I suggested the candidates take up

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that. — Bill Maher

Last Week Quotes By John McCain: So Ahmadinejad wants to be the first Iranian

So Ahmadinejad wants to be the first Iranian in space - wasn't he there just last week? 'Iran launches monkey into space.' — John McCain

Last Week Quotes By Jojo Moyes: watering the Japanese anemones naked again last week

watering the Japanese anemones naked again last week and you know what the police said about that. Liv x The last — Jojo Moyes

Last Week Quotes By Rob Pike: When Steve Jobs died last week, there was

When Steve Jobs died last week, there was a huge outcry, and that was very moving and justified. — Rob Pike

Last Week Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last week my tie caught on fire, some

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Week Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: He was just alive," [Gansey] said helplessly. "He

He was just alive," [Gansey] said helplessly. "He just taught us four irregular verbs last week. And you killed him. — Maggie Stiefvater

Last Week Quotes By Hermann Maier: I won a great giant slalom in Japan

I won a great giant slalom in Japan last week, and it gave me momentum for this final part of the season. — Hermann Maier

Last Week Quotes By Chris Hemsworth: I'm not into watching stuff I did last

I'm not into watching stuff I did last week, let alone three or four years ago. — Chris Hemsworth

Last Week Quotes By Avery Brooks: People do not connect with what happened last

People do not connect with what happened last week, let alone what happened 20 years ago. — Avery Brooks

Last Week Quotes By Jon McGregor: I'm surprised, but I'm glad, I realise that

I'm surprised, but I'm glad, I realise that this is what i wanted that night last week, to simply make a connection and keep hold of it. — Jon McGregor

Last Week Quotes By Robin McKinley: There remained a strange formality between them, and

There remained a strange formality between them, and her pleasure in his presence felt too much like missing him had felt during the last week. — Robin McKinley

Last Week Quotes By Les Dawson: The way prices are rising, the good old

The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week. — Les Dawson

Last Week Quotes By Bill Maher: Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week.

Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week. When asked what his future plans are, Rumsfeld said, 'What's a plan?' — Bill Maher

Last Week Quotes By Joseph Ole Lenku: One of the terrorist who was shot dead

One of the terrorist who was shot dead last week led us today to the hide out of the other 3 suspects. — Joseph Ole Lenku

Last Week Quotes By Maureen Daly: I wonder, I thought, what I am really

I wonder, I thought, what I am really thinking. Last week I would have known definitely but now everything seemed vague and evasive. — Maureen Daly

Last Week Quotes By Jon McGregor: Last week I was just someone who had

Last week I was just someone who had had a first novel published. — Jon McGregor

Last Week Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: He laughed. "Yeah, all right, I see," she

He laughed. "Yeah, all right, I see," she said. "Mmm. Why did you have to mention tomatoes? I used the last of the dried ones last week, and — Diana Gabaldon

Last Week Quotes By Jonathan Swift: Last week I saw a woman flayed, and

Last week I saw a woman flayed, and you will hardly believe, how much it altered her person for the worse. — Jonathan Swift

Last Week Quotes By Karina Halle: Come now," Javier said. "Sharing a bed with

Come now," Javier said. "Sharing a bed with me isn't that bad. You've been doing it for the last week. Is the inevitable sex too distracting? — Karina Halle

Last Week Quotes By W.C. Fields: Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. — W.C. Fields

Last Week Quotes By John Osborne: Why do I do this every Sunday? Even

Why do I do this every Sunday? Even the book reviews seem to be the same as last week's. Different books same reviews. — John Osborne

Last Week Quotes By Henny Youngman: I had plastic surgery last week. I cut

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. — Henny Youngman

Last Week Quotes By Steven Wright: Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday. — Steven Wright

Last Week Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My golf game is getting real good. Last

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Week Quotes By Don Larsen: Sometimes a week might go by when I

Sometimes a week might go by when I don't think about that game, but I don't remember when it happened last. — Don Larsen

Last Week Quotes By Louis C.K.: Last week I got a flu that I

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth. — Louis C.K.

Last Week Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Week Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I backed horse last week at ten to

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. — Tommy Cooper

Last Week Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Hello I'm Edward and you are? Bella sorry

Hello I'm Edward and you are? Bella sorry I didn't get a chance to introduce myself last week. — Stephenie Meyer

Last Week Quotes By Jay Leno: Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died

Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?. — Jay Leno

Last Week Quotes By Robert Urich: There was an inquiry just last week about

There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that. — Robert Urich

Last Week Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last week I told my wife, If you

Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Week Quotes By Jo Walton: eight books sounds (and feels!) like a lot,

eight books sounds (and feels!) like a lot, but it isn't as if they'll last me all week. — Jo Walton

Last Week Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: What a doctor I've got - he's really

What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in the balls with a hammer. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Week Quotes By Jamie Wyeth: I have continued to paint; my father -

I have continued to paint; my father - who was savaged by the critics - continued to paint until practically the last week of his life. — Jamie Wyeth

Last Week Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: You know how I be. Last week Kobe

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me. — Shaquille O'Neal

Last Week Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Every week Republicans are excited about a new

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz

Last Week Quotes By Yakov Smirnoff: The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. — Yakov Smirnoff

Last Week Quotes By Jo Walton: The next day we left for Rome. I

The next day we left for Rome. I had decided to make my books last and read only one book a week, but instead I gorged myself on them. — Jo Walton

Last Week Quotes By Bill Engvall: My wife and I had an argument last

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties ... welcome to my world. — Bill Engvall

Last Week Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: I don't want to start thinking again. Not

I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again. — Stephen Chbosky

Last Week Quotes By Les Dawson: I went to the doctor last week. I

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.' — Les Dawson

Last Week Quotes By Sara Quin: This week or last week, I don't really

This week or last week, I don't really care about it anymore. I write myself this later, I tell myself you let me go. — Sara Quin

Last Week Quotes By Ann Coulter: Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate. — Ann Coulter

Last Week Quotes By Anne Bronte: One bright day in the last week of

One bright day in the last week of February, I was walking in the park, enjoying the threefold luxury of solitude, a book, and pleasant weather. — Anne Bronte

Last Week Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I'm at an age where I think more

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Week Quotes By Brian L. Tucker: God made the world in 6 days. I

God made the world in 6 days. I can't even remember what I did last week. — Brian L. Tucker

Last Week Quotes By Charles Dickens: Bless their dear little hearts!" said Mrs. Mann

Bless their dear little hearts!" said Mrs. Mann with emotion, "they're as well as can be, the dears! Of course, except the two that died last week. — Charles Dickens

Last Week Quotes By Christopher Moore: She's studying the Existentialists this month. Asked for

She's studying the Existentialists this month. Asked for a study day last week to kill an Arab on the beach. — Christopher Moore

Last Week Quotes By Kenneth More: A film like Genevieve to my contemporaries is

A film like Genevieve to my contemporaries is not a film made years ago, but last week or last year. They see me as I was then, not as I am now. — Kenneth More

Last Week Quotes By Richard K. Diran: I have a rock garden. Last week three

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. — Richard K. Diran

Last Week Quotes By Terry Pratchett: What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last

What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last week and last month taken together — Terry Pratchett

Last Week Quotes By Allister Coetzee: I said last week that the number on

I said last week that the number on Jean's back does not matter. He stays effective as a runner, decision-maker and leader. — Allister Coetzee

Last Week Quotes By James Herbert: For me, a good friend is someone you

For me, a good friend is someone you might only see once or twice a year but each time it feels as though you've just seen them last week. — James Herbert

Last Week Quotes By Isaac Watts: The very substance which last week was grazing

The very substance which last week was grazing in the field, waving in the milk pail, or growing in the garden, is now become part of the man. — Isaac Watts

Last Week Quotes By Hansie Cronje: We didn't sleep last week - we literally

We didn't sleep last week - we literally didn't sleep - because we've been so busy with the book. — Hansie Cronje

Last Week Quotes By Moshe Dayan: If I had to resign every time the

If I had to resign every time the Cabinet disagrees with me, I could not last as a Defense Minister one week. — Moshe Dayan

Last Week Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me.

I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Week Quotes By Colin Montgomerie: He's sort of caught everybody on the hot,

He's sort of caught everybody on the hot, really, and good luck to him. He tried it last week as an experiment and it certainly worked. — Colin Montgomerie

Last Week Quotes By Caitlyn Jenner: I have struggled with identity all my life.

I have struggled with identity all my life. It's not like something that just happened last week. — Caitlyn Jenner

Last Week Quotes By Roald Dahl: I can see you is not born last

I can see you is not born last week. — Roald Dahl

Last Week Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last week I was walking by a cemetery,

Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Week Quotes By Jude Morgan: I make a rule never to remember anything

I make a rule never to remember anything before last week. It makes life more interesting — Jude Morgan

Last Week Quotes By Rosemary Clooney: I remember Mitch Miller saying every week, This

I remember Mitch Miller saying every week, This rock and roll stuff will never last. But one doesn't like to bring that up to Mitch. — Rosemary Clooney

Last Week Quotes By Mike Nichols: The things that you saw earlier in your

The things that you saw earlier in your life generally have more power than the things you saw last week. — Mike Nichols

Last Week Quotes By Davy Jones: Over the last couple of years I have

Over the last couple of years I have gotten an average of 2,000 letters a week from fans. — Davy Jones

Last Week Quotes By Bon Scott: I was in a band called the valentines

I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week. — Bon Scott

Last Week Quotes By Richard K. Morgan: I walked beside the woman I had killed

I walked beside the woman I had killed last week and tried to hold up my end of a conversation about cats. There — Richard K. Morgan

Last Week Quotes By Michelle Gable: It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and

It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time. — Michelle Gable

Last Week Quotes By Gregory Maguire: Elphaba's already come back. I saw her last

Elphaba's already come back. I saw her last week on the stairs. — Gregory Maguire

Last Week Quotes By Chris Matthews: I'm so glad we had that storm last

I'm so glad we had that storm last week. — Chris Matthews

Last Week Quotes By Craig Kilborn: Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry. — Craig Kilborn

Last Week Quotes By Kasie West: I bought a pair of socks last week

I bought a pair of socks last week for thirty bucks." "That's because you're an idiot." "Thanks. — Kasie West

Last Week Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: You stopped in last week Mr. Durden, "

You stopped in last week Mr. Durden, " he says. "Don't you remember? — Chuck Palahniuk

Last Week Quotes By Conan O'Brien: Despite the Brian Williams lying scandal, NBC News

Despite the Brian Williams lying scandal, NBC News led in the ratings last week. Although I should note the figures were reported by Brian Williams. — Conan O'Brien

Last Week Quotes By Tom Brady: I don't care about three years ago -

I don't care about three years ago - I don't care about two years ago. I don't care about last year. The only thing I care about is this week. — Tom Brady

Last Week Quotes By Pansy Schneider-Horst: Don't tell them you're not a Marxist, darling,

Don't tell them you're not a Marxist, darling, we saw Duck Soup together at the Rialto just last week. — Pansy Schneider-Horst

Last Week Quotes By Brian Staveley: The man still fighting last week's battle will

The man still fighting last week's battle will always lose to the man already fighting tomorrow's, — Brian Staveley

Last Week Quotes By Chris Kraus: Last week at school Pam Struger wondered why

Last week at school Pam Struger wondered why the brilliant girls all die. — Chris Kraus

Last Week Quotes By Steven Wright: Last week I forgot how to ride a

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. — Steven Wright

Last Week Quotes By Jeff Stelling: Chris Porter scored his first league goal last

Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week. — Jeff Stelling

Last Week Quotes By Sandra Cisneros: When I was writing Caramelo the last couple

When I was writing Caramelo the last couple of years, a sixty-hour work week was normal. And now I'm lucky if I have eight hours. — Sandra Cisneros

Last Week Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: I had a woman up here last week

I had a woman up here last week to look at my feet, and when she gave me the bill you'd of thought she had my appendicitus out. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Last Week Quotes By James Lankford: I don't want to go home and tell

I don't want to go home and tell my wife and my girls, 'I was gone last week because I had to do a press release.' — James Lankford