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When we're at our weakest, God's at His strongest. We serve a powerful God, boy, and last time I checked, He was still on the throne. — Michelle Griep

All forms of dogmatic religion should go. The world did without them in the past and can do so again. — Theodore Dreiser

We must take things as we find them in this world. — Mark Twain

Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date. — Lisa Scottoline

I hope to stay unemployed as a war photographer till the end of my life. — Robert Capa

I shrug. I'm an excellent shrugger. It's rivaled only by my ability to nod. — Katja Millay

Last time I checked, there were no Americans at all in Renaissance art. — Camille Paglia

Last time I checked, women didn't come with expiration dates. — Anne Calhoun

Knowledge that does not change behaviour is useless. But — Yuval Noah Harari

We are all a little broken. But last time I checked, broken crayons still color the same. — Trent Shelton

What is your purpose? — Retha Groenewald

Yes, last time I checked, I did have that appendage. It's fully functional, too. So I guess that means I don't get an invite. — Eden Summers

And I don't just WANT you, Helen. I LOVE you. Big difference. — Josephine Angelini

News flash," he says. "I'm gay, not a witch. Gay and witch is Dumbedore, and last time I checked, he was still just a guy in a book. — Andrea Cremer

Her eyes scanned the dark skies. "Did it rain? Why are you all wet?"
"A nighttime bath."
"Fully dressed?"
"I'm modest. — Jennifer A. Nielsen

Last time I checked I was able to throw the ball a little bit. — Robert Griffin III

Beautiful girl; when I hit on women, they are fucking me in less than five minutes; last time I checked we still have our clothes on. — Bec Botefuhr

Last time I checked, there is no 'Hall of Average.' — Chip Kelly

So if you want great sports, Michigan's the place to be. — Rick Snyder

There are no truer choices than those made in crisis, choices made without judgment. — Daniel H. Wilson

Have Tottenham closed the gap on Arsenal?
Last time I checked they were still 4 miles and 11 titles away — Arsene Wenger

I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. — Tori Amos

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.) — James Patterson

If the states had to vote on slavery, we would have lost the vote. — Jesse Jackson

The last time I checked,I didn't have any special talent,thought Kara.Can I paint a demon to death?Drown it in some gouache? — Kim Richardson

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk

If every Christian read Bible, they know that God's grace for us is Jesus Christ. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. — Stephen Colbert

I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. — Bill Hicks

Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero. — Steve Shaw

What's your name?"
"What do you want it to be?"
"Are you a vampire?"
"Not the last time I checked. — Kresley Cole