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Last Night Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it. — Rodney Dangerfield

If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though. — John Duover

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. — Michael Summers

I had a dream about you last night ... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. — Amy Summers

Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say. — Gwen Stefani

He wondered if her spy had stumbled upon his last night. When did he start thinking like his mother? — Johanna Lindsey

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. — Jerry Coleman

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. — Steven Wright

I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. — Nicole McKay

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg. — Rodney Dangerfield

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Henny Youngman

Each of your precious life experiences have led you to this moment. — Kami Guildner

I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan. — Nicole McKay

I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube. — Mitch Hedberg

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear. — Michael Summers

Failure isn't failure if a lesson from it's learned. I guess love would not be love without a risk of being burned. — Garth Brooks

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine

Seven smirked as he walked back over to me. I gave you catharsis last night. Twice. — T.J. Klune

I had a dream about you last night ... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. — Amy Summers

Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa. — Eugene Ormandy

It's complicated - love. It's so unique every time, with every person. And when the real thing comes along, I guess we just have to hope we see it. — Jamie Martin

Sometimes it's best to trade an ideal for something more practical that you can guarantee. — A.J. Darkholme

When death speaks to me, it speaks only of the beauty of life. — Marty Rubin

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform. — Jay Leno

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. — Steven Wright

I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers