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Our tax dollars had equipped Agent Franks with the SUV from Hell. — Larry Correia

Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity. — Larry Correia

Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a scientist! — Larry Correia

Frankly, some of the dumbest sons of bitches he'd ever met had been the ones with the fanciest educations and the most degrees framed on the wall. — Larry Correia

With his long red beard, and bristling with firearms and knives, he reminded me of a pirate. A very mellow pirate, but a pirate nonetheless. — Larry Correia

Evil can kill you, break your body, and sometimes it can even break your mind, but only you can break your spirit. — Larry Correia

The Mythbusters had nothing on our guys. "I'm — Larry Correia

I'm not in the redemption business — Larry Correia

Hello there!" Cleasby called. "Is anyone home?" "Bravo, sir," Thorny said. "If it's an ambush, that certainly put them off their game. — Larry Correia

I think that the law isn't about words on paper. It's about doing what's right, — Larry Correia

So did you score with your friend's dead mom ? — Larry Correia

Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery. — Larry Correia

As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things. — Larry Correia

The guy that helped me learn this stuff suggested prayer and meditation. So I took up smoking. — Larry Correia

Chupacabras do not normally attack people. — Larry Correia

[W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire. — Larry Correia

Wait a second, is a snooty book critic actually admitting to judging books by their covers? — Larry Correia

Up to ninety percent of a politician's time is absorbed just doing fund-raising. That's — Larry Correia

I'm sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker. — Larry Correia

You look into the abyss and the abyss looks back," I said, shrugging. "Then you punch the abyss in the face. — Larry Correia

You think it's because of the girl. Grant probably thinks it's because of the girl too. That's because you're both idiots. — Larry Correia

Nothing a wrench to the face couldn't fix." Heinrich answered. "But I suppose a wrench to the face solves most personnel issues. — Larry Correia

He went back to being a unremarkable part of the command center, like a particularly dangerous chair. — Larry Correia

Why can't we ever fight cute, helpless monsters? Like the ones on Sesame Street? — Larry Correia

You only understand the concept of victory. Makeda does not comprehend the concept of defeat. — Larry Correia

There is a vast gulf between perfection and near perfection, and that gulf is filled with agony. — Larry Correia

Canada? Please. That's like they took Vermont and made a whole country out of it, only more boring, and without the good maple syrup. — Larry Correia

Now that's just racist stereotyping," Tanya sniffed. "I'm offended." "You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League — Larry Correia

It's time to go. We'll continue this therapy session later." "So you're my therapist now?" "Apparently, I'm a life coach for idiots. — Larry Correia

Like we could buy Idaho kind of money. — Larry Correia

I didn't even know what color lavender was. I think most men would consider it light blue, or something. — Larry Correia

This won't hurt a bit. Well, actually it'll probably hurt like a son of a bitch. Bite down on something, she suggested. — Larry Correia

Orders were often given by those who lacked imagination. — Larry Correia

When monsters have nightmares, they're dreaming about us. - MHI Company Handbook — Larry Correia

But like they say, if an idea's stupid, but it works, then it ain't stupid, — Larry Correia

Legible penmanship is a sign of a boring mind. — Larry Correia

The government was the most merciless monster he'd ever dealt with, and it was the only one that he could never truly beat. — Larry Correia

Pangborn took the satchel by the straps. "What is it?" "A bomb." The mechanic's eyes widened. "Thanks? — Larry Correia

A wise man once told me that the place where they make law is the place where they're the least likely to obey it, — Larry Correia

Holy shit! I exclaimed, and that was one of the most coherent comments of the bunch. — Larry Correia

I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire. — Larry Correia

Now it is mine." "I only dropped it because I got shot in the neck!" "That is no excuse for sloppy weapon retention," Acosta replied. "It — Larry Correia

Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka. — Larry Correia