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I don't think Russia could start a war by attacking any of the NATO member states. — Milos Zeman

Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you. — Jill Shalvis

Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. — Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli lost 100 pounds, but that's because she was poached for ivory. — Reno Collier

The best way to get out of debt is not to seek to get out of debt, but to seek to create wealth — David Mitchell

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli

Or, rather, you irritate everyone, Curdle. Because you're so unreliable.'
'I'm not always unreliable, Telorast. — Steven Erikson

Times were tough but when you're
young and have a loving family you know that you will all get through it. — Bob Richardson

Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops. — Lisa Lampanelli

No other person ever has, or ever will have, the unique blend of talents, strengths, and perspective that you have. — Marie Forleo

When does relaxing turn into living? How can you call it relaxing when that is all you are doing? — S.A. Tawks

It is difficult to feel things very strongly in a world wherein most of the time, the majority seem to be intoxicated and often senseless. — C. JoyBell C.

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass. — Lisa Lampanelli

I've been misquoted a lot, and there's this tendency for people to put on to you how they think you should be or what they think you should feel. — Maura Tierney