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My grandma had told me once you couldn't make someone love you or even like you, but you could sure as hell make someone put up with you.
— Mariana Zapata
The West is dead ... you may lose a sweetheart but you won't forget her.
— Charles Marion Russell
The Lord will never permit me or any other man who stands as president of this church to lead you astray.
— Wilford Woodruff
Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.
— Jimmy Carr
I'm winning a date with you. Granted, it's the frigging lamest date on earth, but I'm winning it anyway.
— Liz Reinhardt
Not a tenth of us who are in business are doing as well as we could if we merely followed the principles that were known to our grandfathers.
— William Feather
Julia [Roberts]. She's got two kids and animals, and I think she's a night nibbler. There'd be crumbs everywhere.
— Richard Gere
Denmark is like a big family of people.
— Susanne Bier