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When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves. — Gordon Korman

Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?
-Amy Cahill — Gordon Korman

Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"
Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up! — Gordon Korman

Mr. McIntyre, friend or enemy? — Gordon Korman

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker.
-Dan Cahill — Gordon Korman

Art theft gave a guy an appetite. — Gordon Korman

The Bombyx mori caterpillar," her brother supplied, thinking of snack time at the Shaolin Temple. "It tastes like chicken. — Gordon Korman

Welcome to the world of Cahills. If it isn't impossible, it isn't worth doing. — Gordon Korman

Funny is when you're serious. — Harvey Korman

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet — Gordon Korman

Ask me. I'm a cow expert. — Gordon Korman

Never trust a Cahill." They — Gordon Korman

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world. — Gordon Korman

We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it. — Gordon Korman

According to the mate, there were three main jobs that needed to be done to ensure their survival. — Gordon Korman

No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole! — Gordon Korman

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana. — Harvey Korman

What's a starbuck? — Gordon Korman

I got canceled in the middle of making the pilot. — Harvey Korman

Hypothesis: Intentional or not, movement to a beat = dancing. — Gordon Korman

What does it feel like to get shot?"
"I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better. — Gordon Korman

the yard. When Ben knocked on Griffin's door the next morning on his way to school, he was surprised when the door was answered by Mrs. — Gordon Korman

But there's a lot of 50's and a lot of boomers and a lot of kids in their 30's that grew up with us. — Harvey Korman

After so many reversals of fortune today, they half expected a meteorite to hurtle from the sky and vaporize them if they dared to move. Finally, — Gordon Korman

I love Chris Crutcher, Sara Zarr, Lois Lowry, Elizabeth Scott, Madeleine L'Engle, Gordon Korman, Michelle Magorian, Heather Bouwman. — Lisa McMann

But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our lives forever. — Gordon Korman

We're gifted," I explained. — Gordon Korman

The Sixth Grade Nickname Game, by Gordon Korman, — Donalyn Miller

He felt old at eleven. Amy — Gordon Korman

I have a percription ferret. I'm not a good judge of weird. — Gordon Korman

We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog. — Gordon Korman

Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first. That's a very interesting concept. — Harvey Korman

If the cake fits, eat it! — Gordon Korman

Tape Seinfeld for me. — Harvey Korman

I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me. — Harvey Korman

Be the Ambulance. Make toast. — Gordon Korman

Then I got out of the service, and I was going to be a Shakespearean actor. — Harvey Korman

It's a shame that money has to enter into everything. — Gordon Korman

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down. — Gordon Korman

Hypothesis: Brothers and sisters forge family bonds through a complex byplay of accusations and insults. — Gordon Korman

People who become comedians ... come from pain, come from conflict. — Harvey Korman

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago. — Harvey Korman

What did Romeo and Juliet do?"
They died," I remind her gently. "Some mix-up with the poison- — Gordon Korman

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. — Gordon Korman

Who's Evan?" Ian asked.
"Amy's boyfriend!"
"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed.
"Since none of your business! — Gordon Korman

Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend? — Gordon Korman

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics. — Harvey Korman

Wolfram," Dan mused, a far-off look in his eye. "I've heard of that from somewhere." Amy was skeptical. "Are you sure you're not thinking of Wolfgang? — Gordon Korman

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account.
-Sinead Starling — Gordon Korman

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. — Harvey Korman

Challenge isn't going to come from any curriculum, no matter how hard they make it. It's going to come from life. — Gordon Korman

Amy hugged Sinead, and Dan scratched Saladin. Later, Saladin. Take it easy on Kabra. On second thought, don't. — Gordon Korman

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened. — Gordon Korman

you-know-who." Amy — Gordon Korman

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist. — Gordon Korman

You want me to stop and give the Wizards a chance to do it?" he shot back. Dead — Gordon Korman

On with the chase. — Gordon Korman

It's like living your whole life without ever looking in a mirror, Amy thought, and suddenly you see your reflection, and you're a monster. — Gordon Korman

Slime him, sis," Dan urged, "Make him a redcoat. — Gordon Korman

That Mesozoic mama's boy wouldn't have lasted five seconds in the Cretaceous period. — Gordon Korman

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. — Gordon Korman

You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts. — Gordon Korman

Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger. — Gordon Korman

It's cat food - it's for people like you!" Saladin — Gordon Korman

Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?"
"Shoot to kill?" Ian suggested. — Gordon Korman