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Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots

I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: How does a guy look at another guy's

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love? — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I don't worry about terrorism. I was married

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Society needs a couple of vents that say

Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days ...

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days ... Not all in a row. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do ... give sheep the vote? — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I'm not going to give up the shock

I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Anyone can go out on stage and start

Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone?

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I started saying things in church that didn't

I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap

I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: If I get married again, I want a

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Well, life was tough, but at least I

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: It was like going to church, except Ozzy

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Stand-up comedy is an art form and it

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I have lived a carnal life.

I have lived a carnal life. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: It occurred to me that there wouldn't be

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Jesus had a tough life. I read about

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody! — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through

Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I want to show people that there's a

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never

I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Everything can be satirized.

Everything can be satirized. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: My view of life is, 'If you're going

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: The Russians haven't been to the moon. You

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies ... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG! — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Rage only works if it is justified. That's

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative,

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like aaaaa ... beeeee ... ceeee. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Just because I do a few comedy bits

Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I'm attracted to heartbreakers.

I'm attracted to heartbreakers. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: So many people counted on me to be

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: You know what the problem is with world

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty

I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

I'd rather entertain people than offend them. — Sam Kinison

Kinison Quotes By Sam Kinison: I'm so tired of men who are afraid

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings. — Sam Kinison