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A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed. — Kin Hubbard

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. — Kin Hubbard

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening. — Kin Hubbard

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. — Kin Hubbard

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names. — Kin Hubbard

Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach. — Kin Hubbard

If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances. — Kin Hubbard

No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. — Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. — Kin Hubbard

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. — Kin Hubbard

The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is! — Kin Hubbard

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out. — Kin Hubbard

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. — Kin Hubbard

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us. — Kin Hubbard

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. — Kin Hubbard

All the world loves a good loser. — Kin Hubbard

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married. — Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit. — Kin Hubbard

Politics makes strange post-masters. — Kin Hubbard

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. — Kin Hubbard

I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work. — Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. — Kin Hubbard

Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them. — Kin Hubbard

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house. — Kin Hubbard

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on. — Kin Hubbard

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. — Kin Hubbard

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. — Kin Hubbard

One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. — Kin Hubbard

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. — Kin Hubbard

Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler. — Kin Hubbard

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together. — Kin Hubbard

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers. — Kin Hubbard

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game. — Kin Hubbard

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. — Kin Hubbard

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee. — Kin Hubbard

Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something. — Kin Hubbard

The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted. — Kin Hubbard

University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business. — Kin Hubbard

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. — Kin Hubbard

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper. — Kin Hubbard

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation. — Kin Hubbard

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? " — Kin Hubbard

We'd all like t'vote fer th'best man, but he's never a candidate. — Kin Hubbard

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. — Kin Hubbard

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. — Kin Hubbard

Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on. — Kin Hubbard

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. — Kin Hubbard

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. — Kin Hubbard

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. — Kin Hubbard

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. — Kin Hubbard

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity. — Kin Hubbard

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday? — Kin Hubbard

We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want. — Kin Hubbard

Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose. — Kin Hubbard

One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion. — Kin Hubbard

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows — Kin Hubbard

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. — Kin Hubbard

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others. — Kin Hubbard

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. — Kin Hubbard

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. — Kin Hubbard

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son — Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. — Kin Hubbard

The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know. — Kin Hubbard

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. — Kin Hubbard

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking. — Kin Hubbard

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. — Kin Hubbard

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day. — Kin Hubbard

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good. — Kin Hubbard

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. — Kin Hubbard

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. — Kin Hubbard

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. — Kin Hubbard

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late. — Kin Hubbard

The man who says "I may be wrong, but
" does not believe there can be any such possibility. — Kin Hubbard

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion — Kin Hubbard

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. — Kin Hubbard

Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can't see either. — Kin Hubbard

We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches. — Kin Hubbard

The rich man and his daughter are soon parted. — Kin Hubbard

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book. — Kin Hubbard

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. — Kin Hubbard

Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right. — Kin Hubbard

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard

Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young. — Kin Hubbard

The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him. — Kin Hubbard

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. — Kin Hubbard

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it. — Kin Hubbard

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. — Kin Hubbard

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. — Kin Hubbard

I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity. — Kin Hubbard

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. — Kin Hubbard

A loafer always has the correct time. — Kin Hubbard

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. — Kin Hubbard

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before. — Kin Hubbard

Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast. — Kin Hubbard

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. — Kin Hubbard