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A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
— Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
— Kin Hubbard
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
— Kin Hubbard
Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.
— Kin Hubbard
If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.
— Kin Hubbard
No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
— Kin Hubbard
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
— Kin Hubbard
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
— Kin Hubbard
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
— Kin Hubbard
All the world loves a good loser.
— Kin Hubbard
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
— Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit.
— Kin Hubbard
Politics makes strange post-masters.
— Kin Hubbard
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
— Kin Hubbard
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
— Kin Hubbard
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
— Kin Hubbard
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
— Kin Hubbard
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
— Kin Hubbard
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
— Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
— Kin Hubbard
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
— Kin Hubbard
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
— Kin Hubbard
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
— Kin Hubbard
The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.
— Kin Hubbard
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
— Kin Hubbard
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
— Kin Hubbard
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
— Kin Hubbard
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
— Kin Hubbard
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
— Kin Hubbard
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
— Kin Hubbard
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
— Kin Hubbard
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
— Kin Hubbard
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
— Kin Hubbard
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
— Kin Hubbard
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
— Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
— Kin Hubbard
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
— Kin Hubbard
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
— Kin Hubbard
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
— Kin Hubbard
The man who says "I may be wrong, but" does not believe there can be any such possibility. — Kin Hubbard
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
— Kin Hubbard
Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can't see either.
— Kin Hubbard
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
— Kin Hubbard
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
— Kin Hubbard
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
— Kin Hubbard
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
— Kin Hubbard
I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.
— Kin Hubbard
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
— Kin Hubbard
A loafer always has the correct time.
— Kin Hubbard
