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A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission. — Jarod Kintz

We're ganna we like to actually um, kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous ... that's the SUPRISE! — Gerard Way

THEY KIDNAP AND MURDER MY HUSBAND ON OUR HONEYMOON My new husband and I are vacationing in Buenos Aires. — Mindy Kaling

I told him that I would give him five hundred dollars if he was to help me kidnap her ass. — Diamond Johnson

If an abduction is reported, it is dealt with in the same way as a kidnap. — Mark Shields

Fat people are harder to kidnap. — Karla Akins

It was two whacked-out guys who said they always wanted to kidnap a midget. — Janet Evanovich

Well if this is really happening, and this psycho really did kidnap us, I want food. — L. Taylor

Anarchy is no guarantee that some people won't kill, injure, kidnap, defraud, or steal from others. Government is a guarantee that some will. — Gustave De Molinari

For the record, kid, Summoning a demon to kidnap her, not the best way to meet a woman. It usually backfires on you. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

We like to kidnap them in a van, and take then somewhere dangerous ... SURPRISE!! — Gerard Way

Much though we like these panties," he says, tugging at the small material covering my pulsating sex, "they're only going to be in the way ... — Felicity Brandon

Are you threatening to kidnap me?"
"If you want to look at it that way," Jace said, "yes. — Cassandra Clare

Annabelle was silent for a moment and then sighed, concluding with a shake of her head, 'Jesus wouldn't try to kidnap me.'" p.63 — Ruth Apollonia

Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin. — Thomm Quackenbush

Joseph went from kidnap experience to pit, to slavery, to prison then to PRIME MINISTER — Ikechukwu Joseph

What do you ask a sexual predator that likes to kidnap women and break them down until he's tired of them? — Yolanda Olson

Ever been kidnapped by a poet if i were a poet i'd kidnap you put you in my phrases and meter ... — Nikki Giovanni

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly. — William Goldman

If I could kidnap Bryan Doyle-Murray and force him to be in my family, I would. I love him; I really do. — Valerie Azlynn

Can't we kidnap Old Jethro, force him to help us, then vanquish him and the healer? Bran choked on his drink. — P.C. Cast

It's bad enough my men wonder why I must kidnap my own wife to hold a conversation with her. — Jessica Dotta

Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently. — Cate Tiernan

I'm not planning to assassinate her." Jonas met each of their gazes in turn. "I'm planning to kidnap her. — Morgan Rhodes

I could kidnap your mother," he offered. "If you need the phone records explained. — C.E. Murphy

No. But I have to warn you. I love dragons. Will your family be upset if I kidnap you and take you to live with me? I promise to feed you." Razzy — Milly Taiden

So we show up on her porch out of the blue, kidnap her, feed her frozen fruit and ask her on a date. Genius — Aprilynne Pike

You're going to kidnap me again?"
Adrian tried a smile. "No, I'll ask you if you *want* to be kidnapped again. — Molly Ringle

Because I'm an American, I know there's all sorts of international folks who would gladly kidnap and behead me. — Sherman Alexie

If knew you were going to drug me, kidnap me, and take me back to the dark ages with out my pants, I never would have slept with you. — John Scalzi

Hello, Pepper. It's been a while," I said. "The last time we met up, you tried to kidnap me, isn't that right? — Becca Fitzpatrick

the only man in modern history to successfully kidnap a commanding general. Paddy — Christopher McDougall

Did you know the bear idea of courtship is to kidnap their mates off the streets? Surely not. Surely yes. — Nalini Singh

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower. — Victoria Wood

At this point in their lives, neither one of them is important enough to kill, kidnap, or interrogate. — Neal Stephenson