Kid Funny Quotes
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Kid Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socksand put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing.
— Joyce Rachelle
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
— Garth Brooks
I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I had that Phoenix Suns T-shirt forever. It's the funny things you remember as a kid, but it was a blast.
— Jonathan Lipnicki
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
— Steven Wright
Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.
— Andrew Stanton
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
— Karl Pilkington
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.
— Noel Fielding
It's funny the more technological advanced everything gets, the more like acting in your bedroom when you're a kid it is.
— Michael Sheen
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
— Doug Stanhope
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.
— Lauren Oliver
When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.
— Gabriel Iglesias
I thought I was funny as a kid.
— Jo Brand
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
— Kristen Schaal
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
— Curtis Jackson
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.
— M.J. McGuire
In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth.
— Lara Stone
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
— S.K. Tremayne
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
— Russell Brand
You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
— Larry David
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
— Phil Silvers
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
— Zach Galifianakis
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
— D.J. MacHale
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
As a kid my heart would break for the villains.
— Criss Jami
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.
— Gaines Adams
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math.
— Dat Phan
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
— Nicky Hilton
I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.
— Mike Birbiglia
I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
— Larry Dixon
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
— Mitch Hedberg
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz.""Oz?"
"No Relation."
"No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again. — Robert Asprin
For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
— George A. Romero
A family is a group of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.
— Robert Brault
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
