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Kick Funny Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: What's a book boyfriend and how do I

What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

Kick Funny Quotes By Sarah Cross: Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not

Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.) — Sarah Cross

Kick Funny Quotes By Charles Barkley: Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his! — Charles Barkley

Kick Funny Quotes By Chris Dee: In Paris, choosing a dress is a monumental

In Paris, choosing a dress is a monumental decision. In Milan, it's a kick. — Chris Dee

Kick Funny Quotes By Dave Attell: Every dude in here has had a fantasy

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat. — Dave Attell

Kick Funny Quotes By Richard Gere: Always walk towards open doors. And if they

Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going. — Richard Gere

Kick Funny Quotes By Hannibal Buress: I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon. — Hannibal Buress

Kick Funny Quotes By Dick Cavett: I get a kick out of people saying

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny. — Dick Cavett

Kick Funny Quotes By Melyssa Winchester: I don't know whose bright idea it was

I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it. — Melyssa Winchester

Kick Funny Quotes By Tamora Pierce: She promised herself that from now on she

She promised herself that from now on she would try to sit as close to Neal as possible. She could not kick someone eight chairs away. — Tamora Pierce

Kick Funny Quotes By The Undertaker: I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker

Kick Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You can never look that tough in glasses

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

Kick Funny Quotes By Karl Pilkington: I don't know why small chocolates are called

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. — Karl Pilkington

Kick Funny Quotes By Tanya Masse: I don't need a personal trainer ... I

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

Kick Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: Life is tough enough without having someone kick

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. — Rita Rudner

Kick Funny Quotes By Emily Kirby: I get a kick out of cursing people

I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays. — Emily Kirby

Kick Funny Quotes By Rex W. Tillerson: Just remember that a pat on the back

Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind. — Rex W. Tillerson

Kick Funny Quotes By Shane Scollins: Never in his life had he hit a

Never in his life had he hit a girl, nor would he. But, right now, he wanted to kick that NSA cutie in the ass cheek. — Shane Scollins

Kick Funny Quotes By J.M. Richards: For someone who wrote a novel with a

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

Kick Funny Quotes By J. Fally: He's unrepentant,' McClane pronounced, 'and insulting. And possibly

He's unrepentant,' McClane pronounced, 'and insulting. And possibly suicidal. Can we kick him in the face? — J. Fally

Kick Funny Quotes By Hillary Clinton: If I didn't kick his ass every day?

If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. — Hillary Clinton

Kick Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."Daemon's

Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."
Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout