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I Keep a Wholesome Table." Manannan Mac Lir — Kevin Hearne
When he said to give him the sword, I don't think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.
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Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it.
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He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.
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Sexual repression is conduct unbecoming a Celt." I shrugged. "Better that than having to deal with guilt ferrets.
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Am I not a fearsome enemy?""You frighten me primally. — Kevin Hearne
Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!" Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile! — Kevin Hearne
Gibbering case of Oh, Shit! I believe that's a bona fide psychological term; if it isn't, it should be.
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Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation.
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Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man.I'm going to stick it to them. — Kevin Hearne
But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.
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That was opportunity knocking. Rising
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a misbegotten cockwaffle.
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What? Who? You can't throw around pronouns like that without their antecedents if you want people to follow you.
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Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures.
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The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.
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We should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowls.
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On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a FreddyKrueger.
Granuaile MacTiernan — Kevin Hearne
Perhaps he'd been using Just for Gods hair cream.
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Do Angels have assholes? Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed — Kevin Hearne
The sun cannot shine as bright without a proper darkness to counter it.The world had gone a bit gray. — Kevin Hearne
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Revenge and rational thought never sleep together.
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Excellent plan. Atticus out.
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What does one do when one needs to pray to the gods for patience but a god is causing the need for patience?
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You're going to need a dann big can of big spray! Or maybe a rocket-propelled grenade. I have one in the garage, you want it?
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His eyes were glowing egg yolks, burning Scut Farkus eyes to make your kidneys cringe.
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Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet! Oberon
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I hurt in places I didn't know were places.
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Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.
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Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it.
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Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.
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What do pharmacists dream of? Caribbean vacations paid for by GlaxoSmithKline? Sample packs of Percocet? Her
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We should make a pit trap with spikes in the bottom. You make the pit and I'll make the spikes.
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Sure as a frog's ass is watertight.
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Like the honey badger, the werewolf takes what it wants.
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I knew it would annoy her. She'd deliberately tried to provoke me, and one cannot sass me with impunity.
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I am light and free and my path ahead is smooth and wide through a land of burgeoning promise.
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Hakko Drazlip and the Tootle Froots.
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What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.
— Kevin Hearne
Atticus, ixnay issingpay off the oppercay.
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Grody is in the eye of the beholder.
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If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands.
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There's anything I learned from studying philosophy, it's that everything turns to shit - but
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Cry hamhock and let slip the hogs of war!- Oberon — Kevin Hearne
Three gods, two Druids, and a selkie walk into a bar ...
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Jesus ... It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.
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You killed my father," he snorted in a basso profundo rumble. "Prepare to die!" "Inigo Montoya? Is that you?
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You should learn Polish and read Szymborska!
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With dogs you just go up and smell their asses and you know where you stand. It's so much easier. Why can't humans do that?
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I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit.
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Horns honked in our wake, and people stomped on their brakes at the sight of a black Mustang being pursued by an airborne chariot.
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She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.
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Better to ask forgiveness than permission and to answer their shenanigans with even better shenanigans.
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Cunning is better than running.
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I am the bringer of beef and the singer of sweet suppertime! Mine is the chicken and the gravy forever, nom nom!
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I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea god, you know." "Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin' as ye promised.
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But sometimes we do things that make no sense except in some arcane calculus hidden in our emotions.
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Wow you need to get some sun.""Shut up. I'm Irish. — Kevin Hearne
Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain. Atticus
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It's only a slight modification of causality.
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