Katt Williams Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Katt Williams

Katt Williams Quotes & Sayings

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Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. — Katt Williams

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us! — Katt Williams

All values in this world are more or less questionable, but the most important thing in life is human kindness. — Yevgeny Yevtushenko

If the economy is growing, people want to employ more workers. If you hire more labor, wages go up. — Michael Hudson

My life goal right now is to die a good man, with a good heart, soul, and mind, with a good family, and a couple Grammys. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks. — Chris Rock

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams

I'm gonna walk super, super slow to when I turn 40 or something. To me, walking and floating slow represents how wealthy you are! — Theophilus London

Did you know that I can see you? — Katt Williams

Before thinking about what you are going to say, think about what I am saying. — Alireza Salehi Nejad

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart

What an effort I make to be myself. I struggle against a tide in a boat with just enough room for my two feet in a perilous and fragile balance. — Clarice Lispector

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car. — Katt Williams

Mindfulness meditation should be more than just watching what you are doing. What you really need to watch is your motivation. — Thubten Zopa Rinpoche

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. — Katt Williams

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. — Katt Williams

One of the most interesting female characters I've written about was Meg Riddoch, the lead character in 'The Thompson Gunner'. — Nick Earls

When i look into your eyes
There's nothing there to see
Nothing but my own mistakes
Staring back at me
Asking whyyyy?!?! — Linkin Park

Big deal ... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs. — Doug Benson

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper. — Katt Williams

I didn't know a lot about Amelia before I started flying. And as a woman and a pilot, I should have known more. — Linda Finch

I'll just be out in the shed. — Noah

Hello? It's where I've been so goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Hello? It's you and me so goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. — Tegan Quin

Yeah, well, I don't do touchy-feely. I do punchy-bleedy. — Alex Bledsoe

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait. — Katt Williams

All comedy comes from a dark place. — Katt Williams