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The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited. — Kathy Lette

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. — Kathy Lette

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day. — Kathy Lette

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love. — Kathy Lette

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains. — Kathy Lette

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks. — Kathy Lette

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. — Kathy Lette

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force. — Kathy Lette

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.' — Kathy Lette

Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off. — Kathy Lette

Planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. — Kathy Lette

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction. — Kathy Lette

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. — Kathy Lette

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home. — Kathy Lette

Tell me where it hurts — Kathy Lette

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette

Home is where the heartache is. — Kathy Lette

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban. — Kathy Lette

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras. — Kathy Lette

Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts — Kathy Lette

It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death
- Victoria — Kathy Lette

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them! — Kathy Lette

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. — Kathy Lette

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels. — Kathy Lette

I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch. — Kathy Lette

Dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are. — Kathy Lette

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen. — Kathy Lette

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. — Kathy Lette

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder. — Kathy Lette

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch. — Kathy Lette

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex. — Kathy Lette

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist. — Kathy Lette