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Some people might not like him because he's my son. But be respectful, go out there and enjoy the game.
— Karl Malone
There are more idiots in the world than bright ones, but it's the odd good one that makes a big difference.
— Karl Pilkington
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
— Karl Pilkington
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
— Karl Pilkington
Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.
— Dennis Rodman
I'm never content with what I do. I live in a sort of permanent dissatisfaction. I think that's the secret to doing things well.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Sin scorches us most after it comes under the scrutinizing light of God's forgiveness and not before
— Karl Barth
Mozart's music is an invitation to the listener to venture just a little out of the sense of his own subjectivity.
— Karl Barth
I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
— Karl Pilkington
Chapter 2. Requirements from the customer's perspective
— Karl Wiegers
If being rightwing is thinking that Karl Marx's doctrine was a catastrophe for humanity, then I'm rightwing.
— Niall Ferguson
Life's a pitch, as the old woman said. She couldn't pronounce her 'b's.
— Karl Ove Knausgard
If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error.
— Karl Pilkington
It's never too early to care about fashion.
— Karl Lagerfeld
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
— Karl Pilkington
There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.
— Karl Pilkington
Sometimes it's easy to have ideas, but somebody has to find a way to do it. Often those responsible for finding a way don't have the idea.
— Karl Lagerfeld
A man's eroticism is a woman's sexuality.
— Karl Kraus
No company in the world would be satisfied with less sales, less customers or less jobs just because it's supposed to be good for the environment.
— Karl-Johan Persson
It's not that simple." "Ah! That phrase is Male for 'I'm afraid to.
— Karl Schroeder
My stage projection's a puppet; I could moon the crowd and the projectors would compensate and make it look like I'd bowed.
— Karl Schroeder
Curious, a man's affection for the object that he manipulates.
— Joris-Karl Huysmans
I don't understand the change of hair ... Frankly, the fringe was a bad idea. It's not good.
— Karl Lagerfeld
What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
— Karl Pilkington
There's fish in here that I've read about that are so see-through that they're invisible. So I don't even think they know they exist.
— Karl Pilkington
Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle.
— Karl Mecklenburg
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
— Karl Pilkington
Faith in God's revelation has nothing to do with an ideology which glorifies the status quo.
— Karl Barth
Hurricane Sandy interrupted Mr. Romney's momentum and allowed Mr. Obama to look presidential and bipartisan.
— Karl Rove
Albrecht's Law - Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.
— Karl Albrecht
Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
— Karl Pilkington
What i like about photographs is that they capture a moment that's gone forever, impossible to reproduce.
— Karl Lagerfeld
You take the good with the bad and try not to listen to everything said about you because you know it's not good.
— Karl Malone
Once we recognize our shadow's existence we must resist the enticing step of going with its flow.
— Karl Marlantes
The unattractive thing about chauvinism is not so much the aversion to other nations as the love of one's own.
— Karl Kraus
One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well.
— Karl Kraus
Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.
— Karl Pilkington
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
— Karl Pilkington
A man's house is his stage. Others walk on to play their bit parts. Now and again a soliloquy, a birth, an adultery.
— Karl Shapiro
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
— Karl Pilkington
Everyone's life is an object lesson to others.
— Karl G. Maeser
I think that it's a crime to say you are bored when time is so precious and there are so many things to do in life: read, learn, watch.
— Karl Lagerfeld
I care more about the people than about the company. That's why I don't want to own it. I don't want to run a business. People do it better than I do.
— Karl Lagerfeld
It's one thing to be banal, stupid, and idiotic on the inside. It's another to have it captured in writing.
— Karl Ove Knausgaard
The importance of logo into today's fashion is un! be! Lievable!
— Karl Lagerfeld
I've never worried about life's big questions.
— Karl Pilkington
I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.
— Karl Pilkington
Everyday we are going to fight lazy and soft. It's completely unacceptable. You have to be demanding
— George Karl
Like Leibniz's possible worlds, most men are only equally entitled pretenders to existence. There are few existences.
— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
If you're worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I'd say your life's pretty good
— Karl Pilkington
To "know thyself" must mean to know the malignancy of one's own instincts and to know, as well, one's power to deflect it.
— Karl A. Menninger
It's not comfortable for me to write about my family. I'm not comfortable writing about me.
— Karl Rove
The bee's life is like a magic well: the more you draw from it, the more it fills with water
— Karl Von Frisch
If I read too much or know too much it's not because I want to talk about it, it's only because it's interesting for me.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Who is the ally of the coach? Who's going to write, 'Man, that was a well-coached game.' Players win, coaches lose.
— George Karl
If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong.
— Karl Pilkington
It is uplifting to lose one?s faith in a reality which looks the way it is described in a newspaper.
— Karl Kraus
An idea's birth is legitimate if one has the feeling that one is catching oneself plagiarizing oneself.
— Karl Kraus
If there's something dangerous, sauces are dangerous for the body.
— Karl Lagerfeld
There's no doubt about it - gardeners are the only true artists these days.
— Joris-Karl Huysmans
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.
— Karl Pilkington
Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what I do.
— Bill Cosby
I don't even want to have things associated with my name on the internet - it's very dangerous.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Every war is its own excuse. That's why they're all surrounded with ideals. That's why they're all crusades.
— Karl Shapiro
It won't hurt you. It's just to kill plants. It's called Agent Orange ... and it won't bother humans.
— Karl Marlantes
I have no idea of the future never, ever. That's what I like about fashion. It's paradise now. — Karl Lagerfeld
That's why I sleep alone. My hair is curly, and that's why I have my ponytail. I look like a madman, like something out of a horror movie,
— Karl Lagerfeld
EXTREME LUXURY ISN'T THE MOST BLING-BLING, IT'S EXTREME REFINEMENT, WHICH IS COUTURE AT ITS FINEST.
— Karl Lagerfeld
I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls. — John F. Kerry
You can make it if you try. Don't give up or quit the fight. If you believe, you will see, you can do it.
— Robert Karl Hanson
I'm very severe with myself and sometimes I miss French cheese, but in your world it's not exactly the same thing.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Children are the last thing I want. I hate all children. For other people, it's fine, but not for me. I was born not to be a family person.
— Karl Lagerfeld
It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?
— Karl Pilkington
One's self-image not only encompasses the person you are but also the person you wanted to be, could be or once had been.
— Karl Ove Knausgard
It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.
— Karl Lehenbauer
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
— Karl Pilkington
In coaching, you don't ever really have that joyful fun, but there's no question that it's enjoyable.
— George Karl
When you pick up a script and you can't stop reading it because it's a real page-turner, that's a good sign.
— Karl Urban
If one wants to be an ox one can easily turn one's back on hum suffering and look after one's own skin.
— Karl Marx
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
— Karl Pilkington
If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is - he's the reason you all live underground.
— Eugene Mirman
Freedom is slavery some poets tell us.Enslave yourself to the right leader's truth,
Christ's or Karl Marx', and it will set you free. — Robert Frost
I like to reinvent myself - it's part of my job.
— Karl Lagerfeld