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Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing. — Trevor Noah

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. — John Mortimer

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny. — Amy Jo Johnson

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

I don't think she liked being called a slut, I don't know why ... some women are just funny like that. — Cecelia Ahern

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. — Emma Roberts

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ... — Dave Barry

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen. — Buffy Andrews

I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing. — Emma Bunton

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep. — Richard Peck

His eyes are a hazy swirl of
gray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy

I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."
At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare

It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. — Liz Czukas

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually. — Rick Riordan

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. — Taylor Swift

You think that killing people will make them like you more, but it doesn't,it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't. — Bill Maher

What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings

Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch! — Jerry Coleman

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic. — Charles Barkley

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler

He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins — Des Lynam

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard. — Michael Gambon

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget. — David Baldacci

I just like working with people that I respect and think are really funny. — Busy Philipps

Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that. — J.D. Barker

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black

I never feel like laughing when things are funny," he said. "I just think to myself, 'Now, that's funny. — Rainbow Rowell

One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley. — J.K. Rowling

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn't be funny, I like it. — Rockmond Dunbar

Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her ... — Daniel Tosh

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that. — Nenia Campbell

I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist — Gena Showalter

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive. — Mick Foley

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence

Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get to the end of my tale. 'If that's what Brooklyn boys are like I'm emigrating as soon as possible! — Zoe Sugg

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. — Tom Clancy

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic. — George Orwell

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings. — Brandon Sanderson

Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there. — M.F. Moonzajer

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. — P.G. Wodehouse

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that. — Xavier Niel

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. — Nora Dunn

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday. — Neil Patrick Harris

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. — Anthony Jeselnik

I like marriage. The idea. — Toni Morrison