Just Joking Quotes
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Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.
— Demi Lovato
Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am.
— Novak Djokovic
Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.
— Thom Yorke
I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking around.
— John Goodman
If I'd been joking I would have said, a blind guy walks into a bar. And a table. And a couple of chairs.
— Anonymous
Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum. — J.K. Rowling
Life can be a waste by jesting and joking away their time.
— Sunday Adelaja
Joking with somebody's emotions makes you cold person.
— Deyth Banger
I just want to make sure that he treats you right! I can't let my little girl get hurt!"" ... I can't even tell if you're joking or not. — August Westman
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again.
— Claudia Gray
My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey.'
— Allison Williams
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
— Steven Michael Quezada
Don't worry, Jet. Just as long as we don't get into any situations that require grenades, we'll be fine." Indy said this like she wasn't joking.
— Kristen Ashley
But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life.
— Placido Domingo
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.
— Jimmy Carr
I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
— Kodi Smit-McPhee
Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy. — Brian Clevinger
We think that tomorrow, unless we surrender, they may drop the moon on us." "You're joking."
"Wish I was. — Neil Gaiman
Ingra just kept a straight face he hoped Vilenthe was joking. "Anyway." Ingra tried to bring the topic full circle
— Charon Lloyd-Roberts
Don't think that people hate you, strongly dislike is a better word for it.
— Sarah Van Waterschoot
It seems rather prophetic. We were just joking about this the other day.""I know. Fate has annoying timing. — Kate Noble
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.
— Salvador Dali
I never trained in any acting, other than just joking around and doing my own dinky little videos.
— Dylan O'Brien
I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I'm there. But when I leave, I just start crying.
— Loretta Lynn
I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things.
— Art Garfunkel
Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.
— Krista Allen
You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were-
— J.K. Rowling
Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental;
— Gunter Grass
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
Is this some exercise in keeping a straight face?
— Neal Stephenson
This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is.""Okay."
Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"No, only joking. Do your worst. — Derek Landy
The cybernetic operation?""No, the sex change."
The doctor's smile faltered.
"I'm joking. — Marissa Meyer
When god made man, she was only joking.
— Unknown
I'm joking, it's not really hell," the voice went on. "It's worse than hell, not that I've ever actually been there. You're in Villete.
— Paulo Coelho
When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black," he was not joking.
— Peter Drucker
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I could be joking and smiling [with infidels] and then cutting their throats in the next second.
— Tarik Shah
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
The thought of seeing Malcolm and JB, of interacting with them and smiling and joking, seemed suddenly excruciating.
— Hanya Yanagihara
Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour."Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. — Micalea Smeltzer
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.
— Alexandra Potter
A good Catholic boy like myself? You must be joking. Anyway, it kind of changes things when your equipment's used for business instead of pleasure
— Tabitha McGowan
