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Just rolled out of bed."
"I can see that." His eyes swept over me. "You should roll around in your bed more often. — Veronica Blade

Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won't sparkle in the sunshine, he'll just marry you. — Nick Shamhart

Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn. — C.C. Hunter

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. — Pauly Shore

You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him? — Ann Dunham

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. — Katie Nolan

I'm sorry, I just did a shot — Jennifer Lawrence

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate. — Patrick Skene Catling

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams

Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore. — Steve Martin

We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff. — M. Beth Bloom

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

It's a funny thing about suspicions, Mr. Wright. All too often, they're just vain hopes in disguise. — Tessa Dare

There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school! — X

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul. — Jerry Coleman

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan

Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything. — Ryan Hansen

If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. — Judah Friedlander

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Aping what you've already done is just so dangerous and unrewarding. — Andy Summers

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn

Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them. — Becky Wade

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol. — Kirt J. Boyd

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno! — Dave Attell

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that. — Kellan Lutz

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

World domination is just my side gig. — Tanjlisa Marie

It's pretty funny, just driving by in a cab, and you see a huge billboard of yourself on the side of a hotel, like a 100-by-100 poster hanging up. — Patrick Kane

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car. — Mitch Hedberg

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge. — Bill Engvall

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith

I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better. — Kevin Durant

I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads. — Henny Youngman

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt — Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro

A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights. — Rodney Dangerfield

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

Enormous? Did you just call me fat? — Cassandra Clare

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet. — Danny Kaye

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. — Eugene Ormandy

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. — Warren Buffett

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer. — Jim Carrey

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever. — Patrick Warburton

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him. — Jerry Coleman

I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something. — Brian Wilson

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans! — Scott Steiner

I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz

CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun ... and live to tell about it the next day. — Ronda Thompson

That was perfect. It was just the opposite from what I said yesterday. — Eugene Ormandy

I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it. — Chris Kyle

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny. — Morgan Freeman

Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo. — Cuthbert Soup

On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball. — Magic Johnson

I just like working with people that I respect and think are really funny. — Busy Philipps

Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page. — Mira Monroe

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder. — Noel Fielding

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny. — Charlie Day

Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that. — J.D. Barker

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are. — Vanessa Bayer

she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her. — Michelle Gagnon

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic. — Charles Barkley

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. — Anthony Jeselnik

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. — Heath Ledger

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again. — Bill Burr

You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous. — Neil Gaiman

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny. — Steve Carell

It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode. — Megan Follows

Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers. — Jennifer Estep

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name — Kasie West

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat. — Gary Hopkins

I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me. — Chris Lilley

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. — Gilbert Gottfried

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. — Tom Clancy

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. — Nicole McKay