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Just rolled out of bed." "I can see that." His eyes swept over me. "You should roll around in your bed more often. — Veronica Blade
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
I'm sorry, I just did a shot
— Jennifer Lawrence
Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
— Patrick Skene Catling
Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.
— Steve Martin
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
— Dave Chappelle
It's a funny thing about suspicions, Mr. Wright. All too often, they're just vain hopes in disguise.
— Tessa Dare
There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
— Jerry Coleman
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
— Tracy Morgan
Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.
— Ryan Hansen
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
— Judah Friedlander
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
— Colin Quinn
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.
— Kirt J. Boyd
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
— Jimmy Reed
Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!
— Dave Attell
World domination is just my side gig.
— Tanjlisa Marie
I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car.
— Mitch Hedberg
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.
— Kevin Durant
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
— Laurell K. Hamilton
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
— Paris Hilton
Enormous? Did you just call me fat?
— Cassandra Clare
This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?
— Craig Benzine
I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.
— Eugene Ormandy
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
— Warren Buffett
It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.
— Lance Armstrong
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
— Jim Carrey
So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
— Patrick Warburton
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
— Ricky Schroder
Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!
— Scott Steiner
I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it.
— Hannah Vandegrift
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
— Charles M. Schulz
CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun ... and live to tell about it the next day.
— Ronda Thompson
I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.
— Morgan Freeman
Are you . . . lost?" "Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
— Cuthbert Soup
On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball.
— Magic Johnson
Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page.
— Mira Monroe
You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.
— Noel Fielding
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.
— Charlie Day
Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that.
— J.D. Barker
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
— Vanessa Bayer
she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her.
— Michelle Gagnon
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE
— A.O. Storm
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
— Charles Barkley
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.
— Anthony Jeselnik
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
— Heath Ledger
You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous.
— Neil Gaiman
It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.
— Steve Carell
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
— Megan Follows
Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers.
— Jennifer Estep
I didn't just come in on a load of turnips!
— Phillip C. McGraw
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
— Gary Hopkins
I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.
— Chris Lilley
