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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
— Mary Douglas
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house ...
— Daniel Tosh
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
— David Zucker
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
— Karl Pilkington
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.
— Gary Paulsen
Funny, no matter how fast one travels, the past is just a moment, just a thought away.
— Van Heerling
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
— Woody Allen
What kinda vows? Celibacy? I thought, though I didn't say it. Nobody keeps a celibacy vow anyway.
— Cassandra Rose Clarke
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'
— Joss Whedon
The next time you have a thought ... let it go.
— Ron White
A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles
I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.
— John Duover
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
— Jennifer Aniston
I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.
— Santosh Kalwar
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison.
— Brandon Sanderson
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin
It's funny, the whole cooking thing came out of just a random thought of writing a cookbook with my mom and my sister for fun ...
— Trisha Yearwood
I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
— Marc Maron
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.
— Maisie Williams
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.
— Mitch Hedberg
Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
— Louis Nowra
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
Tonight he was a firm adherent to the classic McCloud school of thought; plant bugs first, apologize later.
— Shannon McKenna
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
— Peter Jacobson
I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.
— Pippa Evans
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it.
— Richelle Mead
This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
— Russell Howard
