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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. — Mary Douglas

I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house ... — Daniel Tosh

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. — Karl Pilkington

Cake is for the weak, Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays. — Danielle Joseph

And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen

Funny, no matter how fast one travels, the past is just a moment, just a thought away. — Van Heerling

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. — Matt Groening

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. — Woody Allen

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. — Lisa Kudrow

What kinda vows? Celibacy? I thought, though I didn't say it. Nobody keeps a celibacy vow anyway. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.' — Joss Whedon

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. — Demetri Martin

The next time you have a thought ... let it go. — Ron White

A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.
Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles

I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it. — John Duover

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. — Jennifer Aniston

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD. — Santosh Kalwar

Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill. — Gena Showalter

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison. — Brandon Sanderson

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. — Bobby Robson

It's funny, the whole cooking thing came out of just a random thought of writing a cookbook with my mom and my sister for fun ... — Trisha Yearwood

What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought he was an a*shole! — Simon Holt

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people. — Marc Maron

I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. — Maisie Williams

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be. — Maya Rudolph

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK. — Mitch Hedberg

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. — Mitch Hedberg

Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock. — Louis Nowra

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist. — Bo Burnham

Tonight he was a firm adherent to the classic McCloud school of thought; plant bugs first, apologize later. — Shannon McKenna

My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

...she thought how funny that the first thing you didn't need was the words you said. — C.E. Morgan

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! — Russell Howard

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. — Stephen Dorff

Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. — Rick Riordan