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My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a dig. — Steve Buscemi

The more you complain the longer God lets you live — Bertrand Russell

I used to live in Chris Rock's former apartment. I've got some junk mail for him if he wants it. — Adrian Tomine

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) — Andrew Sturm

You try to steal either of our souls and I will shred you like junk mail. — Kristen Painter

We must have a university degree even if we never get a job in the area of knowledge we were forced to study. — Paulo Coelho

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. — Mel Brooks

If I say 'there is no God', I disrespect your belief; how when you say 'there is a God' you do not disrespect mine? — M.F. Moonzajer

Alzheimer's is the cleverest thief, because she not only steals from you, but she steals the very thing you need to remember what's been stolen. — Jarod Kintz

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know. — Patricia Marx

We cried openly over the ones we lost. We wept secretly for our smartphones, our cars, our microwave ovens, and the Internet. — Rick Yancey

Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life. — Bernard Williams

Obviously, computers have made differences. They have fostered the development of spaceships- as well as a great increase in junk mail. — Tracy Kidder

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. — Joe Bob Briggs

My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie. — Lynda Barry

Once, I'd have wanted that. I'd have wanted someone to tell me what to do, to fix everything. Once, I'd have wanted to be saved. — Sabaa Tahir

A writer is someone who writes! — Pat Schneider

Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world. — Harry Reid

No tea for the feeble, no crepe for the dead. — Gilbert King

...if you don't argue, you can't give in... — Franny Billingsley

Frankly, the people probably most interested in having computer lists on disk are junk mail vendors and solicitors. — Karen Hughes

I want to be sitting in front of my computer, where you can press a button to block out your junk mail.
These two are my junk mail. — Melina Marchetta

Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail. — Daniel Handler

We breathe, Lily defends our relationship. My brows rise. Let's not kid ourselves. We struggle with our codependency on a daily basis. — Krista Ritchie

Despair wasn't a guest, you didn't play its favorite music, find it a comfortable chair. Despair was the enemy. It — Janet Fitch

SEO is not synonymous to JUNK E-MAIL. — Matt Cutts

If I don't get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh. — Chris Abani