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There's no shortage of material in life.
— Jonathan Ames
It's hard to leave New York: this is where my friends are, my parents are. It is so vital. The whole world seems to look to New York.
— Jonathan Ames
I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.
— Jonathan Ames
Insightful and heartbreaking, but also wonderfully comedic in its gutsy honesty. A beautiful and powerful memoir.
— Jonathan Ames
Something has happened where you almost never grow up in America. Maybe it's the greater wealth.
— Jonathan Ames
I didn't play or like a lot of board games as a child. I liked playing with my G.I. Joes and making up adventures for them.
— Jonathan Ames
Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.
— Jonathan Ames
I've really never written about my relationships, or things like that. I wouldn't want to divulge things that were too private.
— Jonathan Ames
Mostly I have to try to censor myself so as not to write things that will hurt other people, or that will go too far.
— Jonathan Ames
A lot of writing is a form of seeing - putting down what you see in terms of action and landscape.
— Jonathan Ames
I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.
— Jonathan Ames
It's very hard not to commit cancer suicide in America.
— Jonathan Ames
I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.
— Jonathan Ames
For me, the past is dead. Can't go back.
— Jonathan Ames
To write about a place, you have to live there.
— Jonathan Ames
I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot.
— Jonathan Ames
I know I experience great consolation when my mouth is between a woman's legs. I think it must be because I'm drinking in her happiness.
— Jonathan Ames
I was deeply depressed. I felt my brain slipping out of its casing and down my neck, like an egg sliding on a frying pan. So
— Jonathan Ames
I'm on the verge of a total breakdown. Sciatica. Taxes. Cars. Fleas, possibly. It's an absurd existence.
— Jonathan Ames
It's not easy taking care of one's self, determining nap lengths and all that, but with two people it's a manageable job.
— Jonathan Ames
The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing.
— Jonathan Ames
Essentially I'm a pantheist-agnostic. I worship many deities with equal amounts of confusion.
— Jonathan Ames
I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn't write.
— Jonathan Ames
I need to stay in the present and use that new-age mantra: 'I'm okay right now.' But I worry about all the things I'm failing at every moment.
— Jonathan Ames
I promote my own self-hatred.
— Jonathan Ames
People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.
— Jonathan Ames
As a child, I wanted to be an athlete, a professional tennis player or something like that.
— Jonathan Ames
I have very few hobbies. In fact, I have no hobbies.
— Jonathan Ames
There are so many talented young writers named Jonathan, with whom by comparison I suffer terribly.
— Jonathan Ames
Then again, the name, the associations with a writer's name, can add to the reader's entertainment and pleasure.
— Jonathan Ames
I've always been inspired by Don Quixote as a role model of sorts, of the power of books to sort of make you insane in maybe a beautiful way.
— Jonathan Ames
A lot of readers have actually helped me, been really sweet to me ... So maybe my cry for help has sometimes been answered.
— Jonathan Ames
I don't like to publicly acknowledge being a Jew.
— Jonathan Ames