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I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid! — Fakeer Ishavardas

I aspire to be
an old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry

God's glory is seen in his grace. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The higher you rise in the business ladder, the smaller your balls become. — Santosh Kalwar

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Please leave my computer alone.. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. — Heather Wolf

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Not that they knew, by name or nature, anything about an Ogre Fact forbid! — Charles Dickens

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny — Auliq Ice

Today is different. Better. Safer. — Fennel Hudson

Fuck quotes, live your life. — Anonymous

I want to reconcile myself with heaven,I want to love, I want to pray,I want to believe in good. — Mikhail Lermontov

But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore. — Jonathan Dunne

Friendly advice. Next time, get your head outta your ass and stake your claim. My body — Kristen Ashley

The true greatness of a nation is founded on principles of humanity. — Thomas Paine

All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness. — Tui T. Sutherland

Mathematics exists solely for the honour of the human mind. — Carl Gustav Jacob Jacobi

All politicians should be required to drink Ayahuasca 10 times before taking office. — Graham Hancock