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Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Alan Coren: A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes. — Alan Coren

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: If you are reading this then you have

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By J. Gabriel Gates: The day I understand what's going on in

The day I understand what's going on in her psychotic little brain they'll have to lock me in a psych ward. — J. Gabriel Gates

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Gayle Forman: The rain keeps up throughout the next day.

The rain keeps up throughout the next day. "Lovely English summer we're having," everyone jokes. — Gayle Forman

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I would write 100 jokes a day. Most

I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how I'll get better.' — Anthony Jeselnik

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Flann O'Brien: Another day gone and no jokes.

Another day gone and no jokes. — Flann O'Brien

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Al Madrigal: I bullshit on the phone all day with

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes. — Al Madrigal

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Simon Pegg: I think the jokes would have been a

I think the jokes would have been a bit broader and a bit more obvious in terms of the day-to-day of country life. — Simon Pegg

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By John Oliver: You can write jokes at any point of

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job. — John Oliver

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Jamie Foxx: Man, after all my grandma put into me

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Armie Hammer: I was always Armie. There couldn't be a

I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda. — Armie Hammer

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Seth MacFarlane: When you are in a room and your

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places. — Seth MacFarlane

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Michael Leunig: On Anzac Day, coffee and jokes with a

On Anzac Day, coffee and jokes with a Turk might be the most meaningful and fair dinkum dawn service you could possibly have. — Michael Leunig

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Seth MacFarlane: Some of those more out-there jokes were written

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. — Seth MacFarlane

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Michael Scott: I love inside jokes. I hope to be

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day. — Michael Scott

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Jean-Pierre Jeunet: All day my mind drifts off into fantasies

All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes. — Jean-Pierre Jeunet

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Joan Rivers: My daughter and I are very close, we

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there." — Joan Rivers

Jokes Of The Day Quotes By Neil Peart: I love jokes as much as anyone, but

I love jokes as much as anyone, but I don't want to hear my snail jokes every day. But I might want to hear a good song every day. — Neil Peart