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Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Sam Kinison: I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots

I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. — Sam Kinison

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Michael Caine: I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Hugh Laurie: One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity.

One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes. — Hugh Laurie

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Aristophanes: Shall I crack any of those old jokes,

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh? — Aristophanes

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Penn Jillette: Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke]

Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] may not be worth the next guy's laugh. — Penn Jillette

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Judd Nelson: Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere. — Judd Nelson

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Paula Deen: I don't care what the haters and naysayers

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't. — Jo Brand

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Kali Wallace: Oh my god," I said, but I couldn't

Oh my god," I said, but I couldn't help but laugh. "You can't make jokes about eating dead people if you actually eat dead people. — Kali Wallace

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Bob Edwards: If you want anything done well, do it

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. — Bob Edwards

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By David Alan Basche: I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people

I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it. — David Alan Basche

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Hope Jahren: No matter what you say while in the

No matter what you say while in the hospital, doctors won't laugh at your jokes. — Hope Jahren

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Charlene Hartnady: At least you are back to being normal

At least you are back to being normal size." She gave a strangled laugh. "If the size of a cucumber on steroids is normal that is. — Charlene Hartnady

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Fred Durst: I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance. — Fred Durst

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Abby Wambach: I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own

I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes. — Abby Wambach

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Joan Crawford: Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes

Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh — Joan Crawford

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: You know you've reached the end of a

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Alan Wilson: There is not a racist bone in my

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes. — Alan Wilson

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line

Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me. — Rachel Maddow

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Saoirse Ronan: I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time.

I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes. — Saoirse Ronan

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Honeya: Why do we have to humiliate someone to

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u.. — Honeya

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By John Oliver: I realize how desperate it sounds for me,

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. — John Oliver

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Adrian Edmondson: The most fun I ever have is sitting

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes. — Adrian Edmondson

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Simon Le Bon: I think repeating yourself is a sign of

I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh. — Simon Le Bon

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Criss Jami: Everyone has a sense of humor. If you

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions — Criss Jami

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Pawan Mishra: A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from

A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Jennifer Johnston: I think I have got a very good

I think I have got a very good sense of humour; other people don't, but I do. I also laugh at my own jokes. — Jennifer Johnston

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Lindsey Davis: Popular men who laugh at your jokes pose

Popular men who laugh at your jokes pose a threat which blatant villains can never command. — Lindsey Davis

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Neil Gaiman: I really like being able to laugh at

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes. — Neil Gaiman

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Chris Hardwick: Jokes that make me laugh out loud when

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why. — Chris Hardwick

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Joyce Carol Oates: A bully is one who forces you to

A bully is one who forces you to laugh at his jokes, even if they are not jokes. That is how you know he is a bully. A — Joyce Carol Oates

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Kathy Griffin: I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. — Kathy Griffin

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Stephen Colbert: I'm not here to affect you politically or

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes. — Stephen Colbert

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so

Death isn't funny."
"Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Steven Wright: Only one in four jokes ever works, and

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at. — Steven Wright

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Margaret Cho: I could never make a joke about somebody

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Hafez: When you can make others laugh with jokes

When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you to be God. — Hafez

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Lena Dunham: I dance the hardest, laugh the hardest at

I dance the hardest, laugh the hardest at my own jokes, and make casual reference to my vagina, like it's a car or a chest of drawers. — Lena Dunham

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Dick Gregory: I consider myself always a humorist. And I

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor. — Dick Gregory

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Harland Williams: I don't laugh so much at jokes and

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Matthew Moy: I'm here to make people laugh and help

I'm here to make people laugh and help them forget their troubles, too! So I just try to bring heart and bring jokes! — Matthew Moy

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Matthew Norman: I instantly like people who laugh at my

I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine. — Matthew Norman

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Nick Offerman: I learned as a young man that I

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist. — Nick Offerman

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Mike Stud: My music started out as a complete joke,

My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh. — Mike Stud

Jokes Laugh Jokes Quotes By Carrot Top: My way of fitting in was through jokes

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. — Carrot Top