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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. — Sam Kinison

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes. — Hugh Laurie

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh? — Aristophanes

Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] may not be worth the next guy's laugh. — Penn Jillette

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere. — Judd Nelson

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't. — Jo Brand

Oh my god," I said, but I couldn't help but laugh. "You can't make jokes about eating dead people if you actually eat dead people. — Kali Wallace

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. — Bob Edwards

I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it. — David Alan Basche

No matter what you say while in the hospital, doctors won't laugh at your jokes. — Hope Jahren

At least you are back to being normal size." She gave a strangled laugh. "If the size of a cucumber on steroids is normal that is. — Charlene Hartnady

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance. — Fred Durst

I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes. — Abby Wambach

Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh — Joan Crawford

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes. — Alan Wilson

Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me. — Rachel Maddow

I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes. — Saoirse Ronan

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u.. — Honeya

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. — John Oliver

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes. — Adrian Edmondson

I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh. — Simon Le Bon

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions — Criss Jami

A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra

I think I have got a very good sense of humour; other people don't, but I do. I also laugh at my own jokes. — Jennifer Johnston

Popular men who laugh at your jokes pose a threat which blatant villains can never command. — Lindsey Davis

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes. — Neil Gaiman

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why. — Chris Hardwick

A bully is one who forces you to laugh at his jokes, even if they are not jokes. That is how you know he is a bully. A — Joyce Carol Oates

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. — Kathy Griffin

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes. — Stephen Colbert

Death isn't funny."
"Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at. — Steven Wright

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho

When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you to be God. — Hafez

I dance the hardest, laugh the hardest at my own jokes, and make casual reference to my vagina, like it's a car or a chest of drawers. — Lena Dunham

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor. — Dick Gregory

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

I'm here to make people laugh and help them forget their troubles, too! So I just try to bring heart and bring jokes! — Matthew Moy

I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine. — Matthew Norman

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist. — Nick Offerman

My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh. — Mike Stud

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. — Carrot Top