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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh? — Aristophanes

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. — Howard Whitley Eves

There is laughter, shrill calls. Everyone is flirting, saying in nudges and jokes and blushing what they would do in private. — Jesmyn Ward

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. — Arthur Smith

Sometimes I crack myself up; but laughter is biblical, so I feel almost holy laughing at my own jokes. — Judah Smith

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows,
Offer no angles to the wind.
They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes
Less than themselves. — A.S.J. Tessimond

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Laughter is the only tenable attitude in a universe which is a joke played on itself. — Peter J. Carroll

I conjured for him electric skies and iridescent seas and evenings full of laughter and silly jokes. — Jojo Moyes

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon. — Lord Chesterfield

A mind that worries about the past is distracted, and a mind that worries about the future is delusional. — Cheng Yen

Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics. — Sorin Suciu

They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. — Bob Monkhouse

A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there. — George S. Kaufman

Man cannot produce a single work without the assistance of the slow, assiduous, corrosive worm of thought. — Eugenio Montale

I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter. — Tahar Ben Jelloun

A single gnomic line can come to resonate with centuries of subsequent wisdom. — Gary Saul Morson