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Joke That Says Quotes By Tony Dungy: I have yet to hear God's audible voice,

I have yet to hear God's audible voice, although I have often felt led by God in more subtle ways. — Tony Dungy

Joke That Says Quotes By Clarence Darrow: Everything serious that he says is a joke

Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. — Clarence Darrow

Joke That Says Quotes By Norman Schwarzkopf: First of all, Saddam did not win the

First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke and everybody in the world knows it. — Norman Schwarzkopf

Joke That Says Quotes By Manish Suthar: I can create my imagination because i am

I can create my imagination because i am an Artist.! — Manish Suthar

Joke That Says Quotes By Mark McKinney: The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy. — Mark McKinney

Joke That Says Quotes By Jerry Coleman: With one out in the first, Dave Roberts

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres! — Jerry Coleman

Joke That Says Quotes By Kasie West: But he says things so subtly, so smoothly,

But he says things so subtly, so smoothly, that it's hard to tell if it's purposeful or if he's just playing along with my jokes. — Kasie West

Joke That Says Quotes By Jennifer Coolidge: I have been able to sniff out a

I have been able to sniff out a phony. — Jennifer Coolidge

Joke That Says Quotes By Kendare Blake: It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree

It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree gently. "Of course I do not wish that. No one really wishes to be queen. — Kendare Blake

Joke That Says Quotes By Jeffrey R. Holland: We don't want God to remember our sins,

We don't want God to remember our sins, so there is something fundamentally wrong in our relentlessly trying to remember those of others. — Jeffrey R. Holland

Joke That Says Quotes By Matthew Gray Gubler: I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke. — Matthew Gray Gubler

Joke That Says Quotes By Frank Carson: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" — Frank Carson

Joke That Says Quotes By Mira Grant: Apparently, the voices in my head couldn't hear

Apparently, the voices in my head couldn't hear each other. That was just another slice of crazy pie. — Mira Grant

Joke That Says Quotes By Siri Hustvedt: I suppose we are all products of our

I suppose we are all products of our parents' joy and suffering. Their emotions are written into us, as much as the inscriptions made by their genes. — Siri Hustvedt

Joke That Says Quotes By G.A. Aiken: Now. Now, Annwyl. No need to curtsy. A

Now. Now, Annwyl. No need to curtsy. A simple nod of your head and absolute worship will be more than enough. — G.A. Aiken

Joke That Says Quotes By Neil Connelly: Being a villain, it seems, provides a certain

Being a villain, it seems, provides a certain amount of indisputable clarity." -- Commander Invincible — Neil Connelly

Joke That Says Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The man who says his wife can't take

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Joke That Says Quotes By Honeya: Everyone says "i will never" and "one should

Everyone says "i will never" and "one should never" but, actually, "No one can Resist Miss-using Power (at-least ones) when they have it". — Honeya