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I have yet to hear God's audible voice, although I have often felt led by God in more subtle ways. — Tony Dungy

Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. — Clarence Darrow

First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke and everybody in the world knows it. — Norman Schwarzkopf

I can create my imagination because i am an Artist.! — Manish Suthar

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy. — Mark McKinney

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres! — Jerry Coleman

But he says things so subtly, so smoothly, that it's hard to tell if it's purposeful or if he's just playing along with my jokes. — Kasie West

I have been able to sniff out a phony. — Jennifer Coolidge

It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree gently. "Of course I do not wish that. No one really wishes to be queen. — Kendare Blake

We don't want God to remember our sins, so there is something fundamentally wrong in our relentlessly trying to remember those of others. — Jeffrey R. Holland

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke. — Matthew Gray Gubler

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" — Frank Carson

Apparently, the voices in my head couldn't hear each other. That was just another slice of crazy pie. — Mira Grant

I suppose we are all products of our parents' joy and suffering. Their emotions are written into us, as much as the inscriptions made by their genes. — Siri Hustvedt

Now. Now, Annwyl. No need to curtsy. A simple nod of your head and absolute worship will be more than enough. — G.A. Aiken

Being a villain, it seems, provides a certain amount of indisputable clarity." -- Commander Invincible — Neil Connelly

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Everyone says "i will never" and "one should never" but, actually, "No one can Resist Miss-using Power (at-least ones) when they have it". — Honeya