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I had a wonderful family including my aunts, uncles and cousins but they've all gone to heaven. — Doris Day

Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever. — Rick Riordan

Ace would be the first to turn the words into a joke, one about how artists fell in love every day before noon and got their hearts broken by dinner. — Kit Rocha

I just can't read music. — Kate Smith

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime. — Larry McMurtry

Men have died for this music. You can't get more serious than that. — Dizzy Gillespie

The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got. — K.A. Mitchell

Abduction is a romantic expression of passion. — Nicole Jordan

I joke to people in the press that I realize I'm not black, I'm actually white. But I've got these roots in black American music. I love it. — Glenn Hughes

Something is always happening, even on the quietest days and deep into the night, if you stand a while and look. — Don DeLillo

I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried. — Grant Show

Bee stings are very educational — Garth Nix

America has got to learn to take a joke. — Herman Cain

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me — Backstreet Boys

Evangelicals have largely misinterpreted Aquinas, and they have placed on him views that he did not hold. — Norman Geisler

I wish I'd been born with your capacity for wonder. I wouldn't mind living a shorter life if my short life could be as vivid as yours. — Sara Baume

I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards. — Mitch Hedberg

A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done. — Stephan Pastis

It was that famous joke: What's the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? 'Hey, I wrote a song.' — Dave Grohl

To be a joke, it was too cruel;
But to be true, it was absurd ...
My mind seemed to have got the fuel
It needed to become alert. — Tatyana K. Varenko

My dad is an engineer and works on green energy, so I'm very aware of what it takes to keep a modern home running and how we can simplify. — Rachel Boston

It is thus because it has always been thus. Is not this reason enough? — Jack Vance

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

In the past, America had slaves. Now it has the work ethic. — Marty Rubin

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.' — Carol Leifer

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else. — Isla Fisher

You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here. — Harper Lee

Thoughts and imaginations will fade away if you don't act on them. — Debasish Mridha

My family is Southern. I'm used to Bill Clintons. — Gore Vidal