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Does anybody find it creepy how many Grant robots have been on the show? Is it just me or he like trying to clone himself and make a little army? — Kari Byron

I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it. — Slavoj Zizek

And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding. — Lil' Wayne

As the joke goes, you don't have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away. — Kim Harrison

It goes on top and breaks down,
It can emit a high or low sound.
Each atom of such noisy chute
Exhale the aroma of a ripe fruit. — Ana Claudia Antunes

When you no longer have an enemy you find it in the mirror. — Heiner Muller

English doctors have killed 3/4 of my friends & the joke is the remaining 1/4 go on recommending them, so odd is human nature. — Nancy Mitford

Trump is an internet troll. — Rush Limbaugh

dot-com flameouts that erroneously believed that they could lose money on each customer but, as the old joke goes, make it up in volume. — Eric Ries

to some asshole who has more credit in his pockets than I do? Not going to happen. — D.L. Jackson

If a husband expresses a thought alone in the middle of the woods," so the joke goes, "is he still wrong?" Probably so. — John F. Carter

In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts. — Peter McWilliams

As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet

I just don't have this magnetic personality that everyone is drawn to. I don't make friends easily ... I'm just not one of those people. — Nathan Fielder

American history is a quagmire, and the more one knows, the quaggier the mire gets. — Sarah Vowell

Bowie is just a persona. He's a singer, an entertainer. David Jones is a man I met. — Iman

What if God designed marriage to make us holy more than to make us happy? — Gary L. Thomas

The opening scene in A New Hope, when you see the huge ship, it goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on ... that is like a joke of awesomeness. — Cass Sunstein

When you come upon a path
that brings benefit
and happiness to all,
follow this course
as the moon
journeys through the stars. — Gautama Buddha

I don't want to say I can't wait to get back to normal life, because I don't. I don't want to get back to normal life. — Chris Daughtry

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on. — Andre Maurois