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I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke. — Jessica Capshaw

What will you have? quoth God; pay for it, and take it. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ace would be the first to turn the words into a joke, one about how artists fell in love every day before noon and got their hearts broken by dinner. — Kit Rocha

When I was doing jazz concerts in America, I would use the biggest names I could find. — Norman Granz

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. — Alan Moore

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap — Red Skelton

As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke. — Nicholas Stoller

A joke a day keeps the gloom away! — Cesar Romero

The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning. — Jack Higgins

Christmas is a time for families. — Dorothy Koomson

Smile and laugh ... Laugh and smile ... Laugh and smile every day — Heather Wolf

I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores. — John King

Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't have included me, but now it did. "Is love always such a mess, do you suppose? — Paula McLain

Praise be Allah and prayers and peace upon Mohammed. — Osama Bin Laden

It's a weird city because the uglier the weather, the more beautiful the city. And the uglier the buildings, the more coherent the city. — Rem Koolhaas

I always knew I'd go to space. — Mae Jemison

If they do not give you work, demand bread. If they deny you both, take bread. It is your sacred right! — Emma Goldman

What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal. — Marie Lu

Getting to the end of a song is not the goal of singing. — Kate Carpenter

There's an old joke about Alzheimer's: the good news is that you meet new people every day. — Stephen King

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks.
"Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles

I am a commercial artist and author, who loves my family, a good joke, a sunny day, cheeseburgers, hockey and the Beatles. — Stooart

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. — Howie Carr

Ever since I was 15, I've tried to act and talk as if I was a public figure because I was sure that I would be one day and wanted to be prepared. — Palmer Luckey

The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists. — Mike Nichols

Conversation of the Day -
He: How do you describe yourself in two words?
Me: You don't. — Sanhita Baruah

I used to joke that I wanted to go to the moon, but I actually do. Like, some day I think I'm going to go to the moon. That would be cool. — Tyler Oakley

I don't need an invitation to step over your threshold. -Cristophe — Lili St. Crow

You don't need to be rich to be happy- to be happy, you need to think happy. — Dhiraj Singh

From the paths of blood (and such is the history of nations) I cannot refuse to turn aside to gather some flowers of science or virtue. — Edward Gibbon