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Joke Of The Day Quotes By Jessica Capshaw: I love my babies so much that I

I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke. — Jessica Capshaw

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: What will you have? quoth God; pay for

What will you have? quoth God; pay for it, and take it. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Kit Rocha: Ace would be the first to turn the

Ace would be the first to turn the words into a joke, one about how artists fell in love every day before noon and got their hearts broken by dinner. — Kit Rocha

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Norman Granz: When I was doing jazz concerts in America,

When I was doing jazz concerts in America, I would use the biggest names I could find. — Norman Granz

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Alan Moore: All it takes is one bad day to

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. — Alan Moore

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Red Skelton: Heard about the young deaf boy who used

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap — Red Skelton

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Nicholas Stoller: As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for

As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke. — Nicholas Stoller

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Cesar Romero: A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

A joke a day keeps the gloom away! — Cesar Romero

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Jack Higgins: The world was a bad joke dreamed up

The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning. — Jack Higgins

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Dorothy Koomson: Christmas is a time for families.

Christmas is a time for families. — Dorothy Koomson

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Heather Wolf: Smile and laugh ... Laugh and smile ...

Smile and laugh ... Laugh and smile ... Laugh and smile every day — Heather Wolf

Joke Of The Day Quotes By John King: I always joke that a makeup-free day is

I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores. — John King

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Paula McLain: Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't

Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't have included me, but now it did. "Is love always such a mess, do you suppose? — Paula McLain

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Osama Bin Laden: Praise be Allah and prayers and peace upon

Praise be Allah and prayers and peace upon Mohammed. — Osama Bin Laden

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Rem Koolhaas: It's a weird city because the uglier the

It's a weird city because the uglier the weather, the more beautiful the city. And the uglier the buildings, the more coherent the city. — Rem Koolhaas

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Mae Jemison: I always knew I'd go to space.

I always knew I'd go to space. — Mae Jemison

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Emma Goldman: If they do not give you work, demand

If they do not give you work, demand bread. If they deny you both, take bread. It is your sacred right! — Emma Goldman

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Marie Lu: What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen

What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal. — Marie Lu

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Kate Carpenter: Getting to the end of a song is

Getting to the end of a song is not the goal of singing. — Kate Carpenter

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Stephen King: There's an old joke about Alzheimer's: the good

There's an old joke about Alzheimer's: the good news is that you meet new people every day. — Stephen King

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Why are you making a joke out of

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks.
"Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Stooart: I am a commercial artist and author, who

I am a commercial artist and author, who loves my family, a good joke, a sunny day, cheeseburgers, hockey and the Beatles. — Stooart

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Howie Carr: Barack Obama is like the old joke about

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. — Howie Carr

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Palmer Luckey: Ever since I was 15, I've tried to

Ever since I was 15, I've tried to act and talk as if I was a public figure because I was sure that I would be one day and wanted to be prepared. — Palmer Luckey

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Mike Nichols: The producers want us to sell, sell, sell.

The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists. — Mike Nichols

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Sanhita Baruah: Conversation of the Day -He: How do you

Conversation of the Day -
He: How do you describe yourself in two words?
Me: You don't. — Sanhita Baruah

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Tyler Oakley: I used to joke that I wanted to

I used to joke that I wanted to go to the moon, but I actually do. Like, some day I think I'm going to go to the moon. That would be cool. — Tyler Oakley

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Lili St. Crow: I don't need an invitation to step over

I don't need an invitation to step over your threshold. -Cristophe — Lili St. Crow

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Dhiraj Singh: You don't need to be rich to be

You don't need to be rich to be happy- to be happy, you need to think happy. — Dhiraj Singh

Joke Of The Day Quotes By Edward Gibbon: From the paths of blood (and such is

From the paths of blood (and such is the history of nations) I cannot refuse to turn aside to gather some flowers of science or virtue. — Edward Gibbon