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Joe Rogan Quotes & Sayings

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Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything. — Joe Rogan

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh. — Joe Rogan

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense. — Joe Rogan

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. — Joe Rogan

The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way. — Joe Rogan

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?" — Joe Rogan

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid. — Joe Rogan

People for the most part can smell lies. — Joe Rogan

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own. — Joe Rogan

In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness. — Joe Rogan

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. — Joe Rogan

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion — Joe Rogan

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken. — Joe Rogan

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit. — Joe Rogan

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it. — Joe Rogan

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there. — Joe Rogan

I love existing in pre big bang conditions. — Joe Rogan

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. — Joe Rogan

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs. — Joe Rogan

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. — Joe Rogan

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal. — Joe Rogan

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. — Joe Rogan

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? — Joe Rogan

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout. — Joe Rogan

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake. — Joe Rogan

Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you. — Joe Rogan

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me. — Joe Rogan

There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there. — Joe Rogan

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. — Joe Rogan

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious. — Joe Rogan

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else. — Joe Rogan

Be the hero of your own story. — Joe Rogan

Choose To Be Inspired. — Joe Rogan

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there. — Joe Rogan

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous. — Joe Rogan

The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers. — Joe Rogan

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. — Joe Rogan

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time. — Joe Rogan

Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life. — Joe Rogan

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other. — Joe Rogan

You can't measure what's inside a man's heart. — Joe Rogan

You could smell my ass from mars. — Joe Rogan

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever — Joe Rogan

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage. — Joe Rogan

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life. — Joe Rogan

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal. — Joe Rogan

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That's all they are. — Joe Rogan

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal. — Joe Rogan

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. — Joe Rogan

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. — Joe Rogan

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. — Joe Rogan

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot — Joe Rogan

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die. — Joe Rogan

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men. — Joe Rogan

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. — Joe Rogan

Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in ... Brazilian JiuJitsu — Joe Rogan

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings. — Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. — Joe Rogan

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. — Joe Rogan

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. — Joe Rogan

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential. — Joe Rogan

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. — Joe Rogan

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed. — Joe Rogan

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. — Nick Diaz

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. — Joe Rogan

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel. — Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. — Joe Rogan

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. — Joe Rogan

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. — Joe Rogan

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by. — Joe Rogan

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good. — Joe Rogan

I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. — Joe Rogan

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances. — Joe Rogan

It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler. — Joe Rogan

I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are. — Joe Rogan

Once you understand what excellence is all about ... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline. — Joe Rogan

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind — Joe Rogan

Haters ... are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater. — Joe Rogan

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired. — Joe Rogan

For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern. — Joe Rogan

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk. — Joe Rogan

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow ... We know that inherently that feels great. — Joe Rogan

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. — Joe Rogan

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC. — Joe Rogan

By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful. — Joe Rogan

People are scared man, they're scared of the void. — Joe Rogan

Houston Alexander is for real! — Joe Rogan

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. — Joe Rogan

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get. — Joe Rogan

It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people. — Joe Rogan

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie. — Joe Rogan

A unicorn is a donkey from the future — Joe Rogan

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them. — Joe Rogan

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. — Joe Rogan

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer. — Joe Rogan

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. — Joe Rogan

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it. — Joe Rogan

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. — Joe Rogan