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Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything.

Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I never want to compromise my act just

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: A lot of times, you beat a person

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: To me, comedy is a great occupation because

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The best way to pursue any discipline is

The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Life is strange. You keep moving and keep

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?" — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Aspire to be the man you pretend to

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: People for the most part can smell lies.

People for the most part can smell lies. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: In order to be truly great at something

In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: After this whole acting thing is over and

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Our entire civilization is built on a foundation

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: People want their 15 minutes and are willing

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I love existing in pre big bang conditions.

I love existing in pre big bang conditions. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Your body's really only meant to compete at

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The people who could most benefit from the

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I really feel like it's a travesty to

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: If you are the greatest, why would you

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The people I know that have the hardest

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Someone else's success does not equal a failure

Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I'll go to church with anyone who's willing

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.

There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: If you ever start taking things too seriously,

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I see martial arts as moving forms of

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Be the hero of your own story.

Be the hero of your own story. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Choose To Be Inspired.

Choose To Be Inspired. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: If I could, I would live in Houston,

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I had a sense of who I was

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The mind is the most important thing of

The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Because I have a girlfriend, I try and

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable

Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: You can't measure what's inside a man's heart.

You can't measure what's inside a man's heart. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: You could smell my ass from mars.

You could smell my ass from mars. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: If life wasn't real it would be the

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: We have to start treating each other as

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Every single religion that has ever been on

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That's all they are. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: It's a very strange thing when you make

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese,

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Have you ever talked to someone, and you're

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: To really appreciate life you got to know

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: When women go to see men strip, we

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Comedy is really not like any other art

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a

Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in ... Brazilian JiuJitsu — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: People say you can abuse marijuana. You can

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: If you can lie, you can act, and

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The only time I commit to conspiracy theories

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: On my left knee I have a long

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Nick Diaz: Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night,

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. — Nick Diaz

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The audience changes every night. You're the same

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: When someone comes along and expresses him or

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I talk so much about sex that girls

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: If someone plays a brooding actor in a

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: We live in a society that makes it

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally

I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: It's impossible to measure the type of mental

It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I think it would do a lot of

I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Once you understand what excellence is all about

Once you understand what excellence is all about ... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Haters ... are all failures. It's 100% across

Haters ... are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Build confidence and momentum with each good decision

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: For many people the reason why they're idiots

For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Kindness is one of the best gifts you

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow ... We know that inherently that feels great. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: This country has a mental health problem disguised

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I've been involved in mixed martial arts since

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: By putting yourself in that intense form of

By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: People are scared man, they're scared of the

People are scared man, they're scared of the void. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Houston Alexander is for real!

Houston Alexander is for real! — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Reality really is theater. There's no other way

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Being a celebrity or anything else where you're

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: It's been one of the most important tools

It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: Live your life like you're the hero in

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: A unicorn is a donkey from the future

A unicorn is a donkey from the future — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: But it's hard for a chick to do

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I always try to look at conflicts from

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: My act is so completely and totally uncensored

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: The time you spend hating on someone robs

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it. — Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes By Joe Rogan: I really never had any ambitions to be

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. — Joe Rogan