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It seems there's just no room left for elegance in this paper-plate, blue-jean world. And I, for one, think it's a shame. — Joan Fontaine

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. — Joan Didion

I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it." — Joan Rivers

You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials. — Joan Rivers

If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how? — Joan Baez

I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian
and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had. — Joan Rivers

Aging and its evidence remain life's most predictable events, yet they also remain matters we prefer to leave unmentioned, unexplored. — Joan Didion

It's hard to have a dialogue when you're name-calling. — Joan Jett

I don't give a damn about my reputation. You're living in the past, it's a new generation. — Joan Jett

I think it's important to have mystique. — Joan Jett

I think Joan's advice would be: always know more than anyone else, always be discreet as possible. And never cry at work. — Christina Hendricks

To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement. — Anthony Newley

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of nonviolence has been the organization of violence. — Joan Baez

There are very few designers in Hollywood today who know how to really flatter a woman's body, and Mark Zunino is at the top of my list. — Joan Collins

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. — Joan Collins

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers

Goodness knows, I tried. But I think it's virtually impossible for the right kind of man to be married to a movie star. — Joan Fontaine

I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change. — Joan Rivers

My, I get so depressed after a poor meal; that's why I can never stay in England for more than a week.
Julia to Avis — Joan Reardon

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting. — Joan Rivers

I love Katy Perry! She's very charming. — Joan Rivers

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work. — Joan Rivers

It's better to be on a soap opera to renew your career and following than to be on any other medium. — Joan Fontaine

It's not about people believing the story. It's about you knowing and holding it to be true. — Joan Ambu

It's a complete rush to get what you've been hoping for - to get it so full and complete that it fills your senses. — Joan Bauer

You are connected to something very much larger than yourself. And that's a beautiful thing. — Joan Osborne

It was fun; you know, at this point in my life it's like, I want to do stuff that's meaningful. — Joan Cusack

Some people don't even notice. "Oh, you sound exactly like you did!" And I say, "OK, if that's what you want to believe, that's fine." — Joan Baez

The only educational aspect of television is that it puts the repair man's kids through college. — Joan Walsh Anglund

Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome. — Joan Rivers

Because we were both writers and both worked at home our days were filled with the sound of each other's voice — Joan Didion

It's a terrible thing to be a worker exploited in the capitalist system. The only worse thing is to be a worker unable to find anyone to exploit you. — Joan Robinson

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck. — Joan Rivers

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving. — Joan Rivers

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. — Joan Collins

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die. — Joan Rivers

I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I couldn't. — Joan Crawford

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man. — Joan Crawford

That's all nonviolence is - organized love. — Joan Baez

There's a lot of cheese where you're going, Hope. I'm not sure how this affects people long term. — Joan Bauer

I had a blast doing the Warped Tour, but it's good to be home, for sure. — Joan Jett

Marriage is not only time: it is also, parodoxically, the denial of time. For forty years I saw myself through John's eyes. I did not age. — Joan Didion

It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride. — Joan Rivers

We must all commit Sister Monica Joan to our prayers. We must seek God's help. But I will also engage a good lawyer." I — Jennifer Worth

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are? — Joan Crawford

Peace might sell, but who's buying? — Joan Baez

Cracker Barrel's dining room bustled with activity. Joan had to raise her voice to be heard by Eve, who sat at the — Virginia Smith

When you're writing fiction, you don't have notes necessarily. You don't carve it, it's not like a piece of sculpture, it's more like water color. — Joan Didion

It isn't the problems along the way that make us or break us. It's how we learn to stand and face them that makes the difference. — Joan Bauer

Everything changes, today's tears are tomorrow's absurdities, after all. — Joan D. Vinge

Slowed time is -- or should be -- a way of pointing to what's important. — Joan Silber

Like all holy figures whose earthly existence separates them from the broad mass of humanity, a saint is a story, and Joan of Arc's is like no other. — Kathryn Harrison

If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell? — Joan Bauer

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house. — Joan Crawford

Coffee doesn't do it for me; it's running that gets me going. — Joan Benoit

Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life. — Joan Lowery Nixon

I would like to pick Rihanna's brain. I love her style and what she does. — Joan Smalls

I have hope in people, in individuals. Because you don't know what's going to rise from the ruins. — Joan Baez

If you stick that anger behind you, one day you're going to turn around and find it's gone. — Joan Bauer

For are we not, all of us, wand'rers and strangers; and do we not, all of us, travel in danger or voyage uncharted seas? — Joan W. Blos

Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge. — Joan Rivers

I leave for the show at least an hour ahead, and I do some vocal warm-ups, and that's pretty much it. — Joan Jett

This is the first time in my life I've had hair this short. It's always been down to my waist. I can't hide behind my hair any more. — Melissa Joan Hart

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. — Joan Rivers

I love any opportunity to be able to dance. It's in my blood. I mean, I need to do it as an artist. I need to always do it. — Joan Chen

Now I know I understand that it was Sgt. Pepper's Band, that put the sixties into song, where have all the heroes gone? — Joan Baez

Abstract is not a style. I simply want to make a surface work. This is just a use of space and form: it's an ambivalence of forms and space. — Joan Mitchell

I get recognised sometimes. But I just live my life. I get on the bus, I get on the subway, it's not a problem. — Joan Allen

Fashion is part of our culture, and it's about more than just a pretty dress. — Joan Smalls

I think there's a million talented people out there, it's just a matter of luck a lot of the time. — Joan Cusack

You can write books, but there's only ever one book that's really you. — Joan G. Robinson

In L.A., it's easy to get caught up in what you look like or how much money you have, and those aren't values I want my kids to adopt. — Joan Cusack

It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. — Joan Rivers

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it! — Joan Rivers

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black. — Joan Rivers

You have to make sure you have the characters you want. That's really the most complicated part. — Joan Didion

I've done some acting and a lot of different things, but mostly it's the music. — Joan Jett

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts. — Joan Rivers

It's just so hard sometimes to work out where people stand on these things. I mean, isn't the Pope a feminist? — Elizabeth Joan Smith

Burroughs's voice is hard, derisive, inventive, free, funny, serious, poetic, indelibly American. — Joan Didion

Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It's how God helps us cope. — Joan Bauer

It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it - diamonds are a girl's best friend; man's best friend is a dog. — Joan Rivers

Everything's going along as usual and then all shit breaks loose. — Joan Didion

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented. — Joan Rivers

The ability to think for one's self depends upon one's mastery of the language. — Joan Didion

There's nothing there - get rid of that! — Joan Raphael-Leff

Millstone sputtered, I don't know where you're getting your information, G.T., but that's as bogus as a barking cat! — Joan Bauer

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. — Joan Rivers

It's just a deep pleasure to read something you've written yourself - if and when you like it. — Joan Didion

To insist on living until we die may be one of life's greatest virtues. — Joan D. Chittister

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary. — Joan Rivers

I figured out it was a social thing, what women were allowed to do. At a very young age, I decided I was not going to follow women's rules. — Joan Jett

You've made her so beautiful; when she's come to take your life away. — Joan D. Vinge

It's one of my inventions-a shampoo," Athena explained. "Anyway, I didn't know it would do"-she gestured toward the snakes-"that. — Joan Holub

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. — Joan Severance

You know what it's like to move from being happy to being not? It's like swinging as high as you can and someone stops you as you come back down. — Joan Bauer

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.' — Joan Rivers

I would rather die than do something which I know to be a sin, or to be against God's will. — Joan Of Arc

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces. — Joan Crawford