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I think, Larry, one of the things is I'm a very active person. — Joan Collins

Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. — Joan Collins

I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife. — Joan Collins

If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed! — Joan Collins

And I have a special cream that I use that I made myself that I invented, that I put on at night and during the day. — Joan Collins

I think dieting is bad for you. — Joan Collins

The clothes were a huge part of what made 'Dynasty' fun. — Joan Collins

I am a fan of marriage and a fan of being committed to the right person. — Joan Collins

I think you always have to use certain parts of yourself in any role. — Joan Collins

The body is like a car: the older you become the more care you have to take care of it - and you don't leave a Ferrari out in the sun. — Joan Collins

I loathe conflict, and I loathe not getting along well with people, so I always try very hard to be on the best terms with the people I work with. — Joan Collins

To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement. — Anthony Newley

I like to remember phone numbers because it keeps your brain active. If you don't use it, you lose it. — Joan Collins

So-called designer bags are useless, and most are also ugly, faddish and overpriced. Pared down and sleek is always best. — Joan Collins

Joan Mitchell, Joan Baez, Judy Collins - that was my mom's era. — Cheyenne Jackson

There are very few designers in Hollywood today who know how to really flatter a woman's body, and Mark Zunino is at the top of my list. — Joan Collins

Of course it does on opening night, but I've never had that devastating stage fright that some people get, but apparently, you can develop it. — Joan Collins

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. — Joan Collins

In fact, the 20th century I think was the most fascinating century and the whole of man civilization because so much happened. — Joan Collins

Dynasty was the opportunity to take charge of my career rather than waiting around like a library book waiting to be loaned out. — Joan Collins

Hair, in fact, is probably the bane of most women's lives. — Joan Collins

I have to say that those nine years were full of turmoil and drama and trauma to me, in actual fact. — Joan Collins

If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade. — Joan Collins

And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years. — Joan Collins

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. — Joan Collins

I eat an avocado every day. It's amazing for your skin. It's one of the super-foods, and I'm just so into eating properly and healthily. — Joan Collins

Most of the time we've been living in England and now we've bought an apartment in New York which we absolutely love. — Joan Collins

I've spent years when I've not been in the limelight at all and I'm perfectly happy living my life without being swooped on by paparazzi. — Joan Collins

And I kissed a lot of frogs as well, but no, I kissed a lot of frogs and now I've found my prince. — Joan Collins

It's just something that I like, and I also don't buy into the ageism theory. — Joan Collins

Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage. — Joan Collins

Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you. — Joan Collins

One of the rules about being an actor or an actress is that you never diss other actors or actresses, particularly when you don't know them. — Joan Collins

Let's face it I am not Joan Collins or Boy George. — Holly Johnson

I've never been that keen on Shakespeare. — Joan Collins

Well I've written four beauty books as well. — Joan Collins

I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men or women or babies. — Joan Collins

I don't believe in dieting. — Joan Collins

Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people. — Joan Collins

The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars. — Joan Collins

If I hear the word 'retire,' it makes me want to throw up. And then do what? Sit around all day watching television? — Joan Collins

After a certain age you get the face you deserve. — Joan Collins

I don't seek to be in the tabloids but I suppose sometimes I go out and I'm wearing something and they take a picture and it's in. — Joan Collins

I do all my own make-up, it takes me 10 minutes. — Joan Collins

When I was at school, I was terrible at algebra and arithmetic, but I was always the best at English and literature. And acting, of course. — Joan Collins

Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much. — Joan Collins

I love Joan Collins. She's a wonderful lady. She has such courage. She's such a good actress. — Robert Wagner

I think health is another exceedingly important thing. — Joan Collins

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. — Joan Collins

My father is Jewish, and I look exactly like him ... My mother is British, but she's of French extraction. — Joan Collins

I really feel now like a native New Yorker. And I'm very happy here. — Joan Collins

I was thinking, who of the English actresses in the last 30 or 40 years have achieved as much as I have? — Joan Collins

I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number. — Joan Collins

I have always tried to live my life with enthusiasm and pleasure. — Joan Collins

I don't believe in vitamin pills. I swear by men, darling-and as many as possible. — Joan Collins

I think it is shocking that 15- and 16-year-olds leave school unable to add up and with the reading ability of a four-year-old. — Joan Collins

I don't believe in eating junk and I protect my face all the time from the sun, even in the winter with base and makeup. — Joan Collins

Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that. — Joan Collins

I was a pin-up girl. I did it for 30 years and, quite frankly, it gets a bit boring. — Joan Collins

Life is not life unless you make mistakes — Joan Collins

I have a lot of male friends. — Joan Collins

You can't help getting older, but you can help yourself from becoming old and infirm, in mind as well as body. — Joan Collins

I don't buy into you're on the slag heap when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or whatever. — Joan Collins

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. — Joan Collins

I have a lot of male friends that I go the cinema with and movie and shopping. A lot of men friends I know love shopping. — Joan Collins

There are some brilliant designers but their clothes only really suit 6 foot 20-year-olds. — Joan Collins

I have never been the mousy, stand-two-paces-behind, obedient 'little woman' type. — Joan Collins

I'm a bit shy, I suppose, and a bit lazy. — Joan Collins

I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things. — Joan Collins

The endless bonking was exhausting me. — Joan Collins

My mother use to call me 'Miss Perpetual Motion' because I rarely keep still. — Joan Collins

Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enjoy something. — Joan Collins

I blame my grandmother for encouraging me to become an actress. — Joan Collins

My parents instilled in me that life was going to be very difficult and that I'd have to work for everything. — Joan Collins

It is unseemly to undress on stage. I won't do that. — Joan Collins

Isn't three quarters of life a guilty pleasure? — Joan Collins

Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods. — Joan Collins

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on ... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet! — Joan Rivers

I've always maintained that there is a very fine line between a daring, sexy older woman and mutton dressed as lamb. — Joan Collins

It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride? — Joan Collins

I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like Jack Benny. — Joan Collins

The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them. — Joan Collins

I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started. — Joan Collins

I'm extremely happy in my life. I consider myself to be very blessed. — Joan Collins

I don't use e-mail; I phone and fax. I think people who are hunched over their computer screens all day should get a life. — Joan Collins

Every woman should wear make-up. It takes years off. I'm wearing lots of false eyelashes today, and to me, lipstick is the best cosmetic that exists. — Joan Collins