Jim Davidson Quotes
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Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.
— Jim Davidson
Having watched herself in the speckled mirror ... she was already shocked beyond surprise at what the flat hand of age could do.
— Mary Lee Settle
Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.
— Jim Davidson
Love wasn't a selfish thing. It was the kindest, most generous impulse a man could have.
— Susan Wiggs
If we were all perfect in our pasts, then we'd have nothing to hope for in our futures
— Jenny Oliver
I took the wife out last night; one punch!
— Jim Davidson
Let us consider under what disadvantages Science has hitherto labored before we pronounce thus confidently on her progress.
— Henry David Thoreau
He smiled. "You are one beautiful bitch." "Thank you. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I spend a lot of time with Buddhists. I'm not a Buddhist, but their relationship with death interests me.
— Joan Baez
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
— Sarah Jessica Parker
F. An F? She gulped air. An F! Failure. Failurino. Failurocity. Failtacular. Failpendous. Epic ... fail.
— Olivia Cunning
When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.
— Jim Davidson