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Once a Jew always a Jew. — Israel Zolli

My handicap? Man, I am a one-eyed, black Jew! That's my handicap! — Sammy Davis Jr.

[Jews were] fomenting a general plague on the whole world. — Claudius

I personally would not talk to a Jew for Jesus. — Elliott Abrams

After all, Jews invented psychiatry to help other Jews become Gentiles. — Morton Feldman

There hasn't been a more effeminate Jew in the closet since Anne Frank. — Greg Giraldo

The incontrovertible evidence is that Hitler ordered on November 30, 1941, that there was to be 'no liquidation of the Jews.' — David Irving

To the Jews only, and not to the Gentiles, was a Saviour promised. — Elias Hicks

It is not possible for Christians to take part in anti-Semitism. We are Semites spiritually. — Pope Pius XI

God take care of him, because he's my past and my future — Simone Elkeles

Silence is the fence around wisdom — Rabbi Akiva

To be good Americans, we must be better Jews, and to be better Jews, we must become Zionists. — Louis D. Brandeis

I've begun to think like a Jew, to feel like a Jew. — Sylvia Plath

The Jews didn't like him because he threatened their religion. He was saying things that didn't go with the order. — Frederick Lenz

All men are Jews, though few men know it. — Bernard Malamud

It was neither German nor Jew who ruled the ghetto - it was illusion. — Elie Wiesel

I consider myself more of a cultural Jew; I'm not religious in any way. — Adam Lamberg

I'm sorry and ashamed to report that I'm not actually a Jew. I was pretending to be a Jew to minimize the holocaust. — Andy Kindler

Who hates the Jews more than the Jew? — Henry Miller

When a Jew, in America or in South Africa, talks to his Jewish companions about 'our' government, he means the government of Israel. — David Ben-Gurion

Don't let yourselves be poisoned by those wandering Jews. — Hugo Chavez

I am a dirty JEW. — Your Mom

Stop making me feel good. If you are anti-Semitic, fine. If you don't like me personally, fine. But deal with me as an individual, not as a Jew. — Peter Eisenman

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? — Billy Connolly

My mom's a Catholic, and my dad's a Jew, and they didn't want anything to do with anything. — Isabelle Huppert

The Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today — Pat Robertson

There is no office now closed to a Jew, including the presidency. — Jacob K. Javits

Not only the Jew, but also all that is derived from the Jewish mind, corrodes and disintegrates what is best in us. — Houston Stewart Chamberlain

As a Jew, I had no desire to challenge my childhood prejudice. But as a teacher, I could not do otherwise. — Sondra Perl

Jews can make more money accidentally than you can on purpose, — Jerry Falwell

A Jew describes another Jew simply as a human being; a Gentile describes him, first and foremost, as a Jew. — Gwethalyn Graham

More than the Jews have kept Shabbat, Shabbat has kept the Jews. — Ahad Ha'am

Before Ben-Yehuda ... Jews could speak Hebrew; after him they did. — Cecil Roth

There's nothing in the world for which a poet will give up writing, not even he is a Jew and the language of his poems is German. — Paul Celan

Hollywood is run by Jews, it is owned by Jews ... — Marlon Brando

Stop being Jews and start being human beings. — George Bernard Shaw

Jews talk a lot about God. But actually their god, just like Marx said, is money. Cash! — George Lincoln Rockwell

I'm a Persian Jew, and we don't speak Hebrew. — Zubin Mehta

Who cares about that stuff? This is America, not Jerusalem. I'm an American. Let Harry be a Jew. — Arnold Rothstein

The observant Jew has his own sense of values. Torah Judaism is his blueprint for this life, his target for existence. — Meir Kahane

The Jew is a devil in human form. It is fitting that he be exterminated root and branch. — Julius Streicher

There are more Muslims in North America then Jews Now. — Dan Rather

There is no place on earth, no day or night, no hour or minute, when one is not a Jew or a woman. — Andrea Dworkin

The white male is the Jew of liberal fascism. — Jonah Goldberg

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net. — Jackie Mason

Being a Jew is like walking in the wind or swimming: you are touched at all points and conscious everywhere. — Lionel Trilling

From the 3rd century onwards, orthodox Christianity, based on a Hebrew story and worshipping the Jew Jesus, also led many campaigns of anti-Semitism. — Ivor Grattan-Guinness

I would like every Jew to be as comfortable in his skin as I am in mine. — Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

I'm a Tulsa Jew and I have a religious upbringing. — Edward Norton

I am an American Jew and aware of the sensitivities involved in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. — Steven Spielberg

I do not believe that God answers the prayer of any unredeemed Gentile or Jew — Jerry Falwell

The Jews are of all peoples the grosses, the most ferocious, the most fanatical, and the most absurd. — Voltaire

Israel has created a new image of the Jew in the world - the image of a working and an intellectual people, of a people that can fight with heroism. — David Ben-Gurion

I'm just as white as I am black, and I'm just as Russian Jew as I am West Indian. — Lenny Kravitz

Judaism was not a religion but a law. — Moses Mendelssohn

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can't define that as anti-Semitism. — Jean-Marie Le Pen

I'm a Caucasian American Jew. These are all things that make up who I am. — Greg Rucka

God, I just love 'A Journey to the End of the Millennium,' by A. B. Yehoshua. My favorite novel by an American Jew is probably 'Humboldt's Gift.' — Michael Chabon

The good Jew, like the good Christian, sees behind the law to the Lawgiver, whose will is perfect love. — Peter Kreeft

For me this is the vital litmus test: no intellectual society can flourish where a Jew feels even slightly uneasy. — Paul Johnson

I'm not really a Jew; just Jew-ish, not the whole hog. — Jonathan Miller

Smile, jew. Dance, jew. Tell me you love me, jew ... I got the extermination blues, jewboys. I got the hitler syndrome figured — Amiri Baraka

We Jews really don't need any tutoring in democracy. — Charlotte Knobloch

The Jew haters and white supremacists ... all they do is fight with each other all day too. — Alex Jones

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval. — Jackie Mason

I'm a fifth generation Jew from the South, and I would say that I felt this connection to my religion, but it wasn't a spiritual connection. — Bruce Feiler

If you ever forget you are a Jew a goy will remind you. — Bernard Malamud

The secular Jew is a figment; when a Jew becomes a secular person he is no longer a Jew. — Cynthia Ozick

The Nazis quite clearly killed millions of Jews — David Irving

Who hateth me but for my happiness? Or who is honored now but for his wealth? Rather had I, a Jew, be hated thus, Than pitied in a Christian poverty. — Christopher Marlowe

You could fill an airlift to Africa with all the food generated by one dead Jew. — Jonathan Tropper

We are very glad to see you, Oliver, very,' said the Jew. — Charles Dickens

I was not comfortable worshipping another Jew. — Lionel Blue

Art is a barren route, of which glory is the oasis. — Henri Murger

Thus for me, the principal meaning of being a Jew was something people reliably held against me, a barrier to overcome. — Scott Turow

I was not a very good Jew. I never practised what Judaism tells you to do, to teach your kids all about Judaism. — Kirk Douglas

As a Jew I cannot sit idle while genocidal atrocities continue to unfold in Darfur, Sudan. — Jan Schakowsky

It is the Jew who lies when he swears allegiance to another faith; who becomes a danger to the world. — Stephen Samuel Wise

We will not bend or fail until the blood of every last Jew from the youngest child to the oldest elder is spilt to redeem our land! — Yasser Arafat

One of the pleasures of being a Jew, I don't have to tell you, it allows you anti-Semitism. — Joseph Epstein

Let me say amen betimes lest the devil cross my prayer, for here he comes in the likeness of a Jew. — William Shakespeare

When I tell people I'm an Italian Jew, they're very amused by it. But obviously by blood I'm Jewish, because my mother is. — Antonio Sabato Jr.

Back to Germany," one of the cops said, surveying him. "I'm an American," Frank Frink said. "You're a Jew," the cop said. — Philip K. Dick

Which are you first, a Jew or an American? A Jew. — David Ben-Gurion

Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ. — Anthony Jeselnik

Murray crossed the sandy lawn using the cautious, inoffensive gait any prudent Jew might adopt under the circumstances, — James K. Morrow

The Jew almost never marries a Christian woman; it is the Christian who marries a Jewess. — Adolf Hitler

Can words such as Orthodox, Jew, or Catholic really express some sort of exclusive personal virtues or merits? — Anton Chekhov

The Jews are just clumsy bakers. — Zach Braff

If you're a Christian, Jew or Muslim, you're equally an American. That's the great thing about America, is the right to worship the way you see fit. — George W. Bush

Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew! — Adam Sandler

As a woman, as a lesbian, as a Jew, much of what I call history, others will not. But answering that challenge of exclusion is the work of a lifetime. — Joan Nestle

It was not the Jew, of course, who invented the love poem, but the other way around. — Jonathan Safran Foer

CHAPTER LII THE JEW'S LAST NIGHT ALIVE — Charles Dickens

Christ cannot possibly have been a Jew. I don't have to prove that scientifically. It's a fact. — Joseph Goebbels

The Jew is an inborn Communist. — Otto Weininger

There is an abundance of ancient place names in the Ukraine and Poland, which derive from 'Khazar' or 'Zhid' (Jew). — Arthur Koestler

An antisemite used to be someone who hates Jews; nowadays an antisemite is someone Jews hate. — Gilad Atzmon

I don't regard Jews as a class. I regard them as a privileged misfortune. — William Joyce

Paul emphasizes that it is not the natural Jew but the person who puts his faith in Jesus Christ who becomes Abraham's spiritual seed: — David Wilkerson