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For the first 25 years of my life, I wanted freedom. For the next 25 years, I wanted order. For the next 25 years, I realized that order is freedom. — Winston Churchill

If you haven't been made uncomfortable by the teachings of Jesus, you probably haven't understood them. — David M. Felten And Jeff Procter-Murphy

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this. — Zach Braff

I'm like a Happy Meal without the toy."
Liam gave him an incredulous look. "Are you kidding? You're like a Happy Meal with two toys. — K.A. Merikan

I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably. — Demetri Martin

A man is never too young to kill, never too wise, never too strong, but he can damn well be too rich. — Pierce Brown

Enjoy the beauty of simplicity and slowness of life, let go of urgency, stress, and anxiety of life. — Debasish Mridha

Jesus, all this thinking about my feelings and hers was probably going to give me a period. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I think they probably got it on, Jesus and Mary Magdalene. — Madonna Ciccone

As a matter of fact, you know, Jesus probably would be, except for one or two issues, a liberal Democrat if he were around today. — Bernard Goldberg

They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down. — Kinky Friedman

I started performing opera when I was 10 years old. I didn't perform as Zola Jesus until I was probably 18. — Zola Jesus

Unfortunately, we reach for the camera so quickly that we end up taking photos of experiences that we've hardly even experienced. — Martin Boroson

It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick. — Stephen Colbert

My biography of Jesus is probably the first popular biography that does not use the New Testament as its primary source material. — Reza Aslan

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. — Mark Batterson

The way he was playing, he probably could have scored on Jesus. — Mo Williams

Actually Grandad Christmas is a pagan holiday and Jesus probably hates you for celebrating it. — Huey Freeman The Boondocks

If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl. — Norman Vincent Peale

Everyone wants to pluck eyebrows. I thinned them out real thin once and it just didn't look like me. — Denise Richards

The Manifestation of your dream is probably right around the corner, that is why the devil is working overtime on you trying to make you give up. — Joe Joe Dawson

Jesus Christ to me, is probably the most compassionate and revolutionary thinker of all time. — Scott Fujita

I kind of treat myself like the audience. I don't like being lectured. — Patrick Wang

Probably the label 'Jesus freak' is fine with me. Because I know who I am. — Troy Polamalu

the brain of a child learning a language can cope with a mind-boggling amount of linguistic complexity. — Guy Deutscher

We will probably have to pay a price for devoting our lives to building the kingdom of God. Jesus did. — Bill Hybels

The heart may be broken, and the soul remain unshaken. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Certain countries are dumping nuclear waste directly into
the ocean, making fish flesh even more poisonous. — Sathya Sai Baba