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Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.
— Jessica Zafra
Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?
— Jessica Zafra
If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a fart. Take cover!
— Jessica Zafra
The reason men rule is because women let them.
— Jessica Zafra
The more "normal" the person seems, the sicker she probably is.
— Jessica Zafra
People will hate you for no apparent reason.
— Jessica Zafra
Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?
— Jessica Zafra
Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.
— Jessica Zafra
Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.
— Jessica Zafra
In relationships it is best to assume nothing.
— Jessica Zafra
Food is the all-purpose comforter, the giver of warmth, the source of the artificial yet deeply appreciated sugar high.
— Jessica Zafra
I'd rather be a bitch than a doormat.
— Jessica Zafra
The expression "madly in love" is apt, for it describes a form of temporary insanity.
— Jessica Zafra
We often reward mediocrity because it is comforting. If they can do it, anyone can do it.
— Jessica Zafra
To live intensely is a basic human necessity.
— Jessica Zafra
I love humanity. It's people I don't like.
— Jessica Zafra
The question is not why fools fall in love. It is expected of them. When "smart" people fall in love - that's the problem.
— Jessica Zafra
Life is a series of random collisions.
— Jessica Zafra
The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.
— Jessica Zafra
Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.
— Jessica Zafra
My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.
— Jessica Zafra
Tolkien tells us that we do not charge into battle because we know we will win. We do so regardless of odds and outcomes, because we have to.
— Jessica Zafra
We have no control over fate and history, but we can control how we conduct ourselves in this life.
— Jessica Zafra
What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.
— Jessica Zafra
Once you've read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.
— Jessica Zafra
Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?
— Jessica Zafra
Food is the best substitute for everything, because it does not put up any resistance, but surrenders instantly.
— Jessica Zafra
I cannot write about Venice; I can only write about me, and the sleeping parts of myself that Venice has shocked into wakefulness.
— Jessica Zafra
That's really what the mall is all about: money. At the mall the rule is: Credito, ergo sum - I shop, therefore I am.
— Jessica Zafra
The challenge for all of us in this day and age is to distinguish between the merely surprising and the truly amazing.
— Jessica Zafra
Marriage is a contract. Love is non-negotiable.
— Jessica Zafra
We read because we are essentially alone.
— Jessica Zafra
We are all the same in that we all want to be different.
— Jessica Zafra