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Those who enjoy responsibility usually get it; those who merely like exercising authority usually lose it.
— Malcolm Forbes
I will not try to run my own life or the lives of others; that is God's business.
— Eugene H. Peterson
If you do not want to be forgotten as soon as you are dead...be read, or try coming back and pull the feet of those who are still alive instead!
— Ana Claudia Antunes
Rooting for the Red Sox is like rooting for the drug companies,
— Sherrod Brown
Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me.
— Jerry Seinfeld
The measure of society is how it treats the weakest members
— Thomas Jefferson
Terrain has seen a strong uptick in brand awareness and direct-to-consumer traffic from their inclusion in the Anthropologie Group.
— Richard Hayne
When love and compassion fills your heart, you find newness in every moment, and life becomes a celebration.
— Mata Amritanandamayi
Stand-up is hard.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Since I was young, the artistic expression that fashion embodies has inspired me. It's a way to communicate oneself.
— Maria Sharapova
A system must necessarily be based on premises that by its very nature it cannot question.
— Walter Kaufmann
Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
— Jerry Seinfeld