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If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank! — Jerry Lawler

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine. — Alex Riley

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock. — Jerry Lawler

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk. — Jerry Lawler

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there. — Jerry Lawler

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus ... MANAGEMENT — Jerry Lawler

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book! — Jerry Lawler

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem. — Santino Marella

Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible. — Jerry Lawler

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. — Jerry Lawler

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! — Jerry Lawler

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! — Jerry Lawler

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone ... unless you fall off! — Jerry Lawler

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally. — Jerry Lawler

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! — Jerry Lawler

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator! — Jerry Lawler

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops. — Jerry Lawler

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied! — Jerry Lawler

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee. — Jerry Lawler

I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally! — Jerry Lawler

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! — Santino Marella

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly. — Jerry Lawler

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch. — Jerry Lawler

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries. — Jerry Lawler

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. — Jerry Lawler

Is he dancing or having a seizure? — Jerry Lawler

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels. — Jerry Lawler

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. — Jerry Lawler

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value. — Jerry Lawler

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler

Can I press one for English? — Jerry Lawler

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! — Jerry Lawler

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? — Jerry Lawler

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler

The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday
Very Intense Pain! — Jerry Lawler

As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation. — Jerry Lawler

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams. — Jerry Lawler

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks? — Jerry Lawler

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes. — Jerry Lawler

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! — Jerry Lawler

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed. — Jerry Lawler

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo. — Jerry Lawler

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull! — Jerry Lawler

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed. — Jerry Lawler

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink. — Jerry Lawler

If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers. — Jerry Lawler

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him. — Jerry Lawler

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia ... a tourist. — Jerry Lawler

This man can make a horror movie without makeup. — Jerry Lawler

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump. — Jerry Lawler

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts. — Jerry Lawler

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that. — Jerry Lawler

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon. — Jerry Lawler

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. — Jerry Lawler

Go back to your bingo hall. — Jerry Lawler

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. — Jerry Lawler

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught. — Jerry Lawler

Are you ready for some puppies?! — Jerry Lawler

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them. — Jerry Lawler

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school. — Jerry Lawler

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. — Jerry Lawler

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns ... if she had two more legs. — Jerry Lawler

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. — Jerry Lawler

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick. — Jerry Lawler

Cheating is only cheating when you get caught. — Jerry Lawler

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. — Jerry Lawler

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court. — Jerry Lawler

You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens. — Jerry Lawler

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. — Jerry Lawler

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. — Jerry Lawler

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert. — Jerry Lawler