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Wherever your travels may take you, I hope it's profitable. — Richard Quest

When he got a story urge, there was nothing to do but grab a pen and write. Otherwise it was too much like getting a hard-on and not jerking off. — Paul Russell

I've always been a fan of country music. It's America's music - I love the songs, love the lyrics. — Charles Koppelman

When was the last time you had a good belly-shaking-tear-jerking-snot-producing laugh?
That long? — Osayi Emokpae Lasisi

Who ever hoped like a cricketer? — R.C. Robertson-Glasgow

I'll be a perfect gentleman. Just clit-sucking and jerking off, no funny business. — Kit Rocha

Playing it safe is the riskiest choice we can ever make. — Sarah Ban Breathnach

How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks! — Bill Crawford

Facts never prevent the ignorant from jerking their knees into the groin of science. — Neal Shusterman

As I've said, encountering death has a way of jerking your priorities into line. — James C. Dobson

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift. — Robin Williams

Maybe if we would just picture our enemies jerking off once in a while, the world would be a better place.
I don't know. — Matthew Quick

But fair warning, being drunk doesn't slow down my head shots. — Rachel Bach

Dex:
Now, without any more jerking off from you, I suggest you get packing as fast as you can. I'll help. Where are your bras and underwear? — Karina Halle

You start with the sublime and end up in an alley jerking away for dear life. — Henry Miller

Please stop sniffing the robot boy, Noemi tells herself, jerking out of the trance. — Claudia Gray

When he comes into a room, you give a little gasp, deep inside, far inside,' someone once said when trying to describe what it meant to love. — Margaret George

That was the recipe of our relationship, I think. We gave each other what we never expected to find. — Ian Caldwell

Front yards are not made to walk in, but, at most, through, and you could go in the back way. — Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is. — Jenny Slate

No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes, than a public library. — Samuel Johnson

Sometimes, patience and possible were all you need. — Vivi Monroe Congress

You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking. — Sandra Bullock

You jerk off feel great you wanna go working out.Keep jerking off and working out life is good. — Elliott Hulse

You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards. — Ian Dunbar