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You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!
— Jeremy Clarkson
I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
— Jeremy Clarkson
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
— Jeremy Clarkson
We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake
— Jeremy Clarkson
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
— Jeremy Clarkson
International hand of freindship. A cigarette
— Jeremy Clarkson
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
— Jeremy Clarkson
It was as relaxing as being tickled.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
— Jeremy Clarkson
If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.
— Jeremy Clarkson
If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?
— Jeremy Clarkson
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.
— Jeremy Clarkson
My epiglottis is full of bees!
— Jeremy Clarkson
In Conisborough there's no Hoxton Square to bring a bit of light relief. It's just mile after mile of broken windows and the bloody Earth Centre.
— Jeremy Clarkson
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
— Jeremy Clarkson
If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).
— Jeremy Clarkson
I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig.
— Jeremy Clarkson
In Italy, you sometimes get the impression they'd be happier to lose the Ppe than lose their right to drive like maniacs.
— Jeremy Clarkson
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare.
— Jeremy Clarkson
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
— Jeremy Clarkson
The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler
— Jeremy Clarkson
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— Jeremy Clarkson
