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I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is. — Jemaine Clement

Oh, this has got to be something humorus. — Mo Rocca

I'm a real pawn-shopper. — Jemaine Clement

Endurance cannot be produced by determination alone; endurance is a product of physical exercise. — Len Smith

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually. — Kristen Schaal

I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar. — Jemaine Clement

I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work. — Jemaine Clement

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly? — Jemaine Clement

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori. — Jemaine Clement

They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people. — Jemaine Clement

I can only think of one wacky best friend who I thought was awesome: Rhys Ifans in 'Notting Hill.' He really nailed the wacky best friend. — Jemaine Clement

Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man! — Flight Of The Conchords

Are you always this wise, Ruth?"
"Only when it comes to other people's lives. — Paula McLain

A man may be hot but he's not when he's shot cause you can't get a man with a gun. — Irving Berlin

Nothing is so strongly fortified that it cannot be taken by money. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Whether you are happy or whether you are sad, it is wise to remember you are really in process. — Maya Angelou

The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job. — Jemaine Clement

We are finally driven to monogamy not by morality but by exhaustion. — Erica Jong

In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy. — Jemaine Clement

So the loud torrent, and the whirlwind's roar, But bind him to his native mountains more. — Oliver Goldsmith

I grew up in front of a TV. — Jemaine Clement

As the distance of migration increases," wrote the migration scholar Everett Lee, "the migrants become an increasingly superior group. — Isabel Wilkerson

Well, I grew up in the '80s, which was a really massive time for sci-fi. — Jemaine Clement

There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness. — Jemaine Clement

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up — Jemaine Clement

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. — J.K. Rowling

The first place smelled like work, so I took the second. — Charles Bukowski