Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Quotes
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Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Quotes & Sayings
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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if ... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
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You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
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You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
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You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
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You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
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You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?
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You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn ...
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You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
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You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
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You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
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You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
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You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
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You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
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You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
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If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
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Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
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You might be a redneck if ... the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
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You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
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You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
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You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
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If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
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You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
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You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
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You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
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You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
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You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
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If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr..you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
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You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
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You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
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You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
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You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
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You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
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Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
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You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
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You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
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You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
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You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
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You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
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You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
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If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
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If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
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You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
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If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
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You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
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You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
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You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
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You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
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You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
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You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
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You might be a redneck if ... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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