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Jay Z Funny Quotes By Ayn Rand: Art is a selective re-creation of reality according

Art is a selective re-creation of reality according to an artists metaphysical value judgments. — Ayn Rand

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder. — Jay Leno

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Matthew Quick: You call me a princess and sometimes we

You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Bell: Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly"

Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly" usually wasn't. — Jay Bell

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Aimee L. Salter: People you love should always be more important

People you love should always be more important than people who judge you. — Aimee L. Salter

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: What part of Canada are you from, honey?""THE

What part of Canada are you from, honey?"
"THE LEFT PART," said Jay. — Adam Rex

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Caspian Kang: Free love is vibrator slogan.

Free love is vibrator slogan. — Jay Caspian Kang

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Nordlinger: You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and

You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson. — Jay Nordlinger

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: The first Olympic Games were held in 776

The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White. — Jay Leno

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Black: No guy in the history of America has

No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little. — Jay Black

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Mark D. Saga-ad: Therefore, you might end up, like be dead,

Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind. — Jay Mark D. Saga-ad

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Wendy Higgins: Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones.

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: Do you have any idea how cheap stocks

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Douglas Preston: You could tell a lot about a person

You could tell a lot about a person by meeting his brother. — Douglas Preston

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Joan Jett: I'm a good person.

I'm a good person. — Joan Jett

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: You can tell you ate too much for

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: You know what they say when a supermodel

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

Jay Z Funny Quotes By John Polkinghorne: Mathematics is the abstract key which turns the

Mathematics is the abstract key which turns the lock of the physical universe. — John Polkinghorne

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Asher: Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over

Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over his head and kiss him already! — Jay Asher

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay McLean: Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Cynthia Bourgeault: Somehow when the heart becomes single, the rest

Somehow when the heart becomes single, the rest will follow. — Cynthia Bourgeault

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Pema Chodron: The wisdom, the strength, the confidence - the

The wisdom, the strength, the confidence - the awakened heart and mind are always accessible
here, now, always. — Pema Chodron

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Peter H. Diamandis: For linear-thinking companies, the six Ds of exponentials

For linear-thinking companies, the six Ds of exponentials are the six horsemen of the apocalypse - no question about it. — Peter H. Diamandis

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Adam Jay Epstein: I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How

I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice? — Adam Jay Epstein

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: What you believe, that is your truth, that

What you believe, that is your truth, that you will attract and, for sure, that will manifest in your life. — Debasish Mridha

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Stacey Jay: I want to woo you with food now

I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance. — Stacey Jay

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Hillary Clinton: We'll get things done together. Democrats, Republicans, independents,

We'll get things done together. Democrats, Republicans, independents, we're going to make progress together when I'm president. — Hillary Clinton

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay London: I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. — Jay London

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay London: It all started when my dog began getting

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. — Jay London

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: Last night I went out for Chinese. I

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform. — Jay Leno

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Jay Crownover: I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

Jay Z Funny Quotes By Greg Farshtey: There's no time to waste," Kai said. He

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey