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Art is a selective re-creation of reality according to an artists metaphysical value judgments. — Ayn Rand

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder. — Jay Leno

You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick

Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly" usually wasn't. — Jay Bell

People you love should always be more important than people who judge you. — Aimee L. Salter

What part of Canada are you from, honey?"
"THE LEFT PART," said Jay. — Adam Rex

Free love is vibrator slogan. — Jay Caspian Kang

You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson. — Jay Nordlinger

The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White. — Jay Leno

No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little. — Jay Black

Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind. — Jay Mark D. Saga-ad

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno

You could tell a lot about a person by meeting his brother. — Douglas Preston

I'm a good person. — Joan Jett

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

Mathematics is the abstract key which turns the lock of the physical universe. — John Polkinghorne

Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over his head and kiss him already! — Jay Asher

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean

Somehow when the heart becomes single, the rest will follow. — Cynthia Bourgeault

The wisdom, the strength, the confidence - the awakened heart and mind are always accessible
here, now, always. — Pema Chodron

For linear-thinking companies, the six Ds of exponentials are the six horsemen of the apocalypse - no question about it. — Peter H. Diamandis

I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice? — Adam Jay Epstein

What you believe, that is your truth, that you will attract and, for sure, that will manifest in your life. — Debasish Mridha

I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance. — Stacey Jay

We'll get things done together. Democrats, Republicans, independents, we're going to make progress together when I'm president. — Hillary Clinton

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. — Jay London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. — Jay London

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform. — Jay Leno

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey