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I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. — Jay Mohr

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. — Jay Mohr

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid. — Jay Mohr

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field. — Jay Mohr

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing. — Jay Mohr

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. — Jay Mohr

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change. — Jay Mohr

If you want God to laugh, make plans. — Jay Mohr

Give your idea a chance. You'll never hit a home run (or a base hit for that matter) if you don't swing. — Richie Norton

All I have is a voice. — W. H. Auden

I think I made a mistake once ... yeah ... it was only once. — Jay Mohr

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players? — Jay Mohr

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them. — Jay Mohr

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. — Jay Mohr

Because when River Joshua Kipling decided you were worth protecting, he did it with everything he had. — Abbi Glines

I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out? — Jay Mohr

Prayer gives us a pure heart and a pure heart can do much. — Mother Teresa

Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets. — Jay Mohr

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. — Jay Mohr

Put yourself out of your misery. — Annie Dillard

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. — Jay Mohr

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up. — Jay Mohr

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains. — Jay Mohr

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. — Jay Mohr

I love the city and the people here. I've been with them for many years and I fought alongside them. — Bob Paisley

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. — Jay Mohr

The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters. — Jay Mohr

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick. — Jay Mohr

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry. — Jay Mohr

You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab. — Jay Mohr

True Yankees are born, not made. — Jay Mohr