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Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about

I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: You know how to tell if the teacher

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: Fantasy football is not only a good thing,

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: What bothers me most about today is that

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: If you want God to laugh, make plans.

If you want God to laugh, make plans. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Richie Norton: Give your idea a chance. You'll never hit

Give your idea a chance. You'll never hit a home run (or a base hit for that matter) if you don't swing. — Richie Norton

Jay Mohr Quotes By W. H. Auden: All I have is a voice.

All I have is a voice. — W. H. Auden

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: I think I made a mistake once ...

I think I made a mistake once ... yeah ... it was only once. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: Why are baseball managers the only coaches who

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players? — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor,

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: If it doesn't know what to charge you

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Abbi Glines: Because when River Joshua Kipling decided you were

Because when River Joshua Kipling decided you were worth protecting, he did it with everything he had. — Abbi Glines

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I

I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out? — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Mother Teresa: Prayer gives us a pure heart and a

Prayer gives us a pure heart and a pure heart can do much. — Mother Teresa

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: Every imperfection you have as a man makes

Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: If it has to sell its mascot, your

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Annie Dillard: Put yourself out of your misery.

Put yourself out of your misery. — Annie Dillard

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: I hate golf. I do not understand how

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Bob Paisley: I love the city and the people here.

I love the city and the people here. I've been with them for many years and I fought alongside them. — Bob Paisley

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: But if applause throws off your timing, then

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely

The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: If a waiter or waitress tells me when

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: I was the youngest kid on my street,

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: You don't really drive in cabs in L.A.

You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab. — Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr Quotes By Jay Mohr: True Yankees are born, not made.

True Yankees are born, not made. — Jay Mohr