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Jas Quotes & Sayings

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Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him. — Louise Rennison

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them. — Louise Rennison

Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will
tomorrow — Gloria Pitzer

A plastic surgeon should never tell anybody to age gracefully. Rather his motto should be to make people age youthfully. — Jas Kohli

In fact she was quite bad and according to Jas she was naughty at school, but no one seems to remember that now she is all dead and perfect. — Annabel Pitcher

The world's very small when you don't have anywhere to go. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children do — George Bernard Shaw

Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents. — Roald Dahl

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!'
'I don't know, a bowl?'
'Non ... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! — Louise Rennison

Success, which touches nothing that it does not vulgarize, should be its own reward. — Robert Bontine Cunninghame Graham

We cannot write well or truly but what we write with gusto. — Henry David Thoreau

The Earth is like one of those balls made of twelve pieces of skin. — Plato

Master Seneca says that 'No one can wear a mask for very long.' This is true; but someone can wear different masks for very long! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

We don't have to believe everything we think. jas — Jas

I just think, as a model, it's taught me to be a master of deception and illusion. — Tyra Banks

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?'
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone? — Louise Rennison

Jas. I don't normally like Katie Steadman that much. She's OK but I get the impression she thinks I am a bit on the superficial side. — Anonymous

I was Europe's last chance. — Adolf Hitler

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus — Louise Rennison

A brick could be slid on a wood floor, like a rolling bowling ball, in an attempt to fill the seconds between swallows of beer. — Jarod Kintz

I've done more for the 9/11 families, by their own admission, I've done more for them than you will ever hope to do so you keep your mouth shut. — Bill O'Reilly

I believe we should work to end all racism in American society and staunchly defend the inherent rights of every person. — Rand Paul

One of the sharp parallels is that neither Vietnam nor Iraq was the slightest threat to America's national security. — George McGovern

Talking to yourself again, jas?
yes, it beats talking to you.
oh, time machine back to first grade much?
only to visit your brain. — Michele Jaffe

It's good she hooked up with me, she's such a nut, she needs a badass to take her back. — Kristen Ashley