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My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar. — Sue Grafton

There are times when the mirth of others only saddens us, especially the mirth of children with high spirits, that jar on our own quiet mood. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar ... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! — Charles M. Schulz

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. — A.A. Milne

I reckon a good poem lasts a whole lot longer than a hundred of those people put together. — Sylvia Plath

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Would you walk to the edge of the ocean
Just to fill my jar with sand
Just in case I get the notion
To let it run through my hand — The Band Perrry

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey. — Jim Cummings

The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee's on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison. — Joanne Fluke

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama. — Neil Gaiman

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Every object, every being, is a jar full of delight. — Rumi

You possibly believe I keep the glue Of lies for Happiness's in a broken jar? — Henrik Ibsen

I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever. — Crystal Woods

People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk. — Stephen King

Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator. — Dennis Vickers

In thoughts of the visions of the night, I saw long rows of angels in paradise, each with his hands in a jar of spermaceti. — Herman Melville

Where is the best place to hide a penny? It is in a jar of pennies. — Richard Paul Evans

I couldn't stand the idea of a woman having to have a single pure life and a man being able to have a double life, one pure and one not. — Sylvia Plath

Meditation is the movement of love. It isn't the love of the one or of the many. It is like water that anyone can drink out of any jar. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

His little whistle sound like it lost way down a jar, and the jar in the bottom of the creek. P. 64 — Alice Walker

Idea. Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger. Violet, — Lemony Snicket

What else is life but a couple of pickles in a jar. — Keri L. Sparks

Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger. — Lemony Snicket

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. — Robert Bloch

If you guessed a loaf of white bread and a jar of Miracle Whip, you should run out and play the lottery right now because you are a genius. White — Glozell Green

Pass the raspberry jam, please." "It's called jelly in the States." Zander handed over the tiny jar of compote. — Karina Bliss

A friend ... sort of. Ren watches me like I'm a cookie jar he wouldn't mind being caught with his hands in. — Andrea Cremer

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. — Harlan Miller

God's beauty is better by far than anything that comes out of a jar.. — Nanette L. Avery

The jar of oil is sacred anointing — Lailah Gifty Akita

The sacred jar of oil shall never run out. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Some people say I am a terrible person. I'm not, I have the heart of a young boy ... in a jar, on my desk. — Stephen King

And don't you know I'm not your ghost, anymore. — Christina Perri

She saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. She took down a jar from one of the shelves as she passed; — Lewis Carroll

Someone once said that under the bell jar of compliance, the only thing that blooms is rage. — Jane Fonda

Its amazing the delusion of being watched and expressing its exquisite beauty both illusions lies in the same jar. — Anonymous

the soul is on the edge of what's visible, like a clear glass marble in a jar of water, — David Mitchell

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Awakened at midnight
by the sound of the water jar
cracking from the ice — Matsuo Basho

On the shelves of her uncle's shop a jar contains the powdered skull of a suicide, a well-known cure for the falling sickness. — Karen Maitland

The room didn't contain a large jar as Landen had suggested, but rather a human-size sarcophagus made out of Tupperware to ensure freshness. — Jasper Fforde

My love's got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Man is a 'jar of mistakes', dear Giulia; as we have made a mistake, we are human; this proves it! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise. — Richard Simmons

Your voice, an evening
in late June, ice losing
its edges in a jar of tea. — Warren Heiti

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is inaudible - until you hear it. And once you do, you'll never forget the sound of her voice. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

And who do you think you are, running around leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart, who do you think you are? — Christina Perri

George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar. — Peter Mayhew

Then Mrs. confiscated my shiny glitter jar. Confiscate is the school word for yanked it right out of my hand. — Barbara Park

If you took a little of Sam Cooke and a little of Little Richard, and poured it in a jar and shook it up and poured it out you would get Otis Redding. — Steve Cropper

There's a time I can recall
Four years old and three feet tall
Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
And both were out of reach — Hilary Weeks

Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, or drop a jar of applesauce. — Natalie Goldberg

We can let the energy of love flow instead of placing it in a jar and leaving it aside. — Paulo Coelho

I sank back in the gray, plush seat and closed my eyes. The air of the bell jar wadded round me and I couldn't stir. — Sylvia Plath

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben

If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. — Iggy Pop

You know what rumors are like-like a jar full of moths. Once they escape, they're all over the place. — Rhys Bowen

The cleanest civilization I've ever seen ... and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt? — M.A. George

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I drank a jar of coffee
And I took some of these — Mark E. Smith

In the infinitesimal glow of the stars,
the trees and flowers were strewing
their cool odos. There was no moon. — Sylvia Plath

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

My earliest childhood memory is watching the sunlight through a jar of amber full of wasps. — Amanda Harlech

His blue eyes twinkled like actual glitter. Like he went to Michael's, got a jar of it, and then poured it in his irises. "Ohhh, — Max Monroe

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week. — Malin Akerman

Do not disregard the accumulation of goodness, saying, 'This will come to nothing.' By the gradual falling of raindrops, a jar is filled. — Gautama Buddha

Nag coiled himself down, coil by coil, round the bulge at the bottom of the water jar, and Rikki-tikki stayed still as death. — Rudyard Kipling

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. — Robert Bloch

You have to understand, the blood we drink every day to stay alive comes out of a jar in the refrigerator. It is the very definition of gross. — Tamara Summers

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets. — Tim Vine

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade. — Barry Davies