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We have no such weapons at all, no chemical weapons, no biological weapons.
— Mohammed Aldouri
If I didn't do what I do, I wouldn't be as young as I am.
— Robert Plant
I was brought up Roman Catholic. I'm not even baptized.
— Billy Corgan
Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks.
— Alcee Hastings
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
Live the life you believe in.Live to the fullness. — Lailah Gifty Akita
I started skiing around the same time as I began playing the piano, at around four, before moving to the violin at five.
— Vanessa Mae
Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.
— Sophie Kinsella
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"
— Henny Youngman
You better be looking for another pitcher.
— Jeff Cooper
I'm getting paid to wake up America every morning!
— Ainsley Earhardt
There is strong archaeological evidence to show that with the birth of human consciousness there was born, like a twin, the impulse to transcend it.
— Alan McGlashan
Have the humility to learn from those around you.
— John C. Maxwell
There's no battered woman alive who didn't know in advance that the man was bad.
— Laura Schlessinger
