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Saint or stranger, I still recklessly seek you. — Alex Dimitrov

Gun control means control. It means control for the government and the government starts controlling the people. — Luke Scott

Fascinated by the glitter of gain, man gazes at the Medusa-like face of greed and stands petrified. — Manly P. Hall

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations. — Jack Paar

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other. — Jack Paar

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. — Jack Paar

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. — Jack Paar

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there. — Jack Paar

Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca. — Jack Paar

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing. — Jack Paar

My life is one long obstacle course with me as the chief obstacle. — Jack Paar

Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle. — Jack Paar

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state. — Jack Paar

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it. — Jack Paar

She should get a divorce and settle down. — Jack Paar

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it. — Jack Paar

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off. — Jack Paar

One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar. — Jack Paar

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing. — Jack Paar

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland. — Jack Paar

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

We are stuck-up about love and we are stuck-up in the idea of being in-love. — Ann Marie Aguilar

I can't sing very well but I'd like to try. — Elvis Presley

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded. — Jack Paar