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There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff here and there.
— O.J. Simpson
Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let's hope so.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I've got a 1990 Porsche 911. It's just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Chinese economic development has cost many American workers their jobs. That's the price of progress.
— P. J. O'Rourke
In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election
— P. J. O'Rourke
I have no idea if some societies, anthropologically speaking, aren't really suited for democracy. I don't think that's true.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Everybody's got whatever problems they have. I refuse to let somebody's mistaken beliefs affect my life.
— O.J. Simpson
It remains to be seen which program will cause greater societal damage: China's one-child policy or America's one-parent policy.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Ron, it's all okay, the Muggles say I can come. See you five o'clock tomorrow. Can't wait.
— J.K. Rowling
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Detroit's industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.
— P. J. O'Rourke
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Obama's space policy doesn't differ much from George W. Bush's.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Jeans fit the mature male one of two ways, both dirigible in nature. You make a public impression that's either Hindenburg or Goodyear blimp.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay's a lot worse.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that's the point.
— P. J. O'Rourke
America is not doctrinaire. It's hard for an American politician to come up with an ideological position that is permanently unforgivable.
— P. J. O'Rourke
When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one presidential candidate from the stink of another.
— P. J. O'Rourke
As murderous industrial magnates go, Alfred Nobel is right up there with Ray Kroc, franchiser of McDonald's.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices.
— P. J. O'Rourke
America is the world's policeman, all right a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a domestic disturbance. — P. J. O'Rourke
Idealism is based on big ideas. And, as anybody who has ever been asked "What's the big idea?" knows, most big ideas are bad ones.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I'm sorry that the family I was g i v e n has created so much chaos in the family I've c h o s e n.
— J-Ax
Mistreatment of al Qaeda members and their friends and hangers-on is something I number among my moral concerns. But it's number 1,000,000,001.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Of all the American educational system's problems, none is more severe than the academic year beginning before Labor Day.
— P. J. O'Rourke
You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.
— P. J. O'Rourke
It's hard to be serious in life.
— P. J. O'Rourke
When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I don't understand anything about America's culture.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.
— P. J. O'Rourke
War will exist as long as there's a food chain.
— P. J. O'Rourke
You're never going to read 'The Wealth of Nations,' and you shouldn't, really. It's 900 pages.
— P. J. O'Rourke
If you think health care is expensive now, just wait 'til it's free.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!
— P. J. O'Rourke
All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle.
— P. J. O'Rourke
One thing talk can't accomplish is communication. This is because everybody's talking too much to pay attention to what anyone is saying
— P. J. O'Rourke
It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.
— P. J. O'Rourke
A fundamental American question is, 'What's the big idea?'
— P. J. O'Rourke
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It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.
— P. J. O'Rourke
America's grossly unfair tax system won't lead to class war. Or, if it does, the war will be brief.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Softly sang as I drifted into dreams: F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z A,
— Ian Hutton
Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.
— P. J. O'Rourke
A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Schneider has made a career of telling the public that the climate is going to change drastically, and indeed every spring and fall he's been right.
— P. J. O'Rourke
People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers that causes the dislocation.
— P. J. O'Rourke
In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of 'I hate strangers and anything that's different.'
— P. J. O'Rourke
To nobody's surprise, Professor Sprout started their lesson by lecturing them about the importance of O.W.L.s. Harry
— J.K. Rowling
Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!
— P. J. O'Rourke
Whenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Liberals have invented whole college majors - psychology, sociology and women's studies - to prove that nothing is anybody's fault.
— P. J. O'Rourke
It was to be a short visit for the G-shevs. More than four days in the U.S. and Raisa's VISA card bill would shatter the fragile Soviet economy.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top.
— O.J. Simpson
Adam Smith's huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. And everything that isn't fun is dangerous too. It's impossible to be alive and safe.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment.
— P. J. O'Rourke
America's public schools have served their purpose. Free and compulsory education was good for a somewhat unpromising young nation.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Let's not kid ourselves. You pick up 'The Washington Post' and find O.J. Simpson on the front page; 'serious journalists' covered Anna Nicole Smith.
— Greta Van Susteren
After the events of the 20th century, God, quite reasonably, left Europe. But He's still here in the United States.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Life's been good to me. Why am I so lonely and bored? I used to wonder why so many rich men commit suicide. I no longer wonder.
— O.J. Simpson
The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.
— P. J. O'Rourke
