J O O S Quotes: top 95 famous quotes about J O O S

J O O S Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational J O O S quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Maybe the real secret to America's greatness is that we hate one another. — P. J. O'Rourke

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages. — P. J. O'Rourke

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. — P. J. O'Rourke

The one thing that's terrible about traveling for fun is writing about it. — P. J. O'Rourke

Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed for O.J.'s acquittal. — F. Lee Bailey

I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff here and there. — O.J. Simpson

Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let's hope so. — P. J. O'Rourke

I've got a 1990 Porsche 911. It's just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it. — P. J. O'Rourke

My NFL pension can barely pay my son's tuition. You know, it's very little money. — O.J. Simpson

Chinese economic development has cost many American workers their jobs. That's the price of progress. — P. J. O'Rourke

In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election — P. J. O'Rourke

Did you see Walker's father? 'My son loves America.' Yeah, like O.J. loved his wife. — Jay Leno

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning. — P. J. O'Rourke

I have no idea if some societies, anthropologically speaking, aren't really suited for democracy. I don't think that's true. — P. J. O'Rourke

Everybody's got whatever problems they have. I refuse to let somebody's mistaken beliefs affect my life. — O.J. Simpson

It remains to be seen which program will cause greater societal damage: China's one-child policy or America's one-parent policy. — P. J. O'Rourke

Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening. — P. J. O'Rourke

Ron, it's all okay, the Muggles say I can come. See you five o'clock tomorrow. Can't wait. — J.K. Rowling

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29. — P. J. O'Rourke

Detroit's industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching. — P. J. O'Rourke

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. — P. J. O'Rourke

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. — P. J. O'Rourke

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers. — P. J. O'Rourke

Obama's space policy doesn't differ much from George W. Bush's. — P. J. O'Rourke

Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. — P. J. O'Rourke

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this. — Thomas J. Grasso

Jeans fit the mature male one of two ways, both dirigible in nature. You make a public impression that's either Hindenburg or Goodyear blimp. — P. J. O'Rourke

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory. — P. J. O'Rourke

Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay's a lot worse. — P. J. O'Rourke

Inside every Sancho Panza there's a Don Quixote struggling to get out. — P. J. O'Rourke

To blame the existence of al Qaeda on poverty like Egypt's is a slur on the poor. — P. J. O'Rourke

The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that's the point. — P. J. O'Rourke

America is not doctrinaire. It's hard for an American politician to come up with an ideological position that is permanently unforgivable. — P. J. O'Rourke

When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved. — P. J. O'Rourke

Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one presidential candidate from the stink of another. — P. J. O'Rourke

Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System. — P. J. O'Rourke

As murderous industrial magnates go, Alfred Nobel is right up there with Ray Kroc, franchiser of McDonald's. — P. J. O'Rourke

Women are my biggest defenders. It's that bad-boy syndrome. Now girls chase me. — O.J. Simpson

Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It's also closer. — P. J. O'Rourke

Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices. — P. J. O'Rourke

America is the world's policeman, all right
a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a domestic disturbance. — P. J. O'Rourke

Idealism is based on big ideas. And, as anybody who has ever been asked "What's the big idea?" knows, most big ideas are bad ones. — P. J. O'Rourke

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon. — P. J. O'Rourke

I'm sorry that the family I was g i v e n has created so much chaos in the family I've c h o s e n. — J-Ax

Mistreatment of al Qaeda members and their friends and hangers-on is something I number among my moral concerns. But it's number 1,000,000,001. — P. J. O'Rourke

Of all the American educational system's problems, none is more severe than the academic year beginning before Labor Day. — P. J. O'Rourke

You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism. — P. J. O'Rourke

The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee — J.A. Saare

It's hard to be serious in life. — P. J. O'Rourke

When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place. — P. J. O'Rourke

I don't understand anything about America's culture. — P. J. O'Rourke

The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power. — P. J. O'Rourke

War will exist as long as there's a food chain. — P. J. O'Rourke

You're never going to read 'The Wealth of Nations,' and you shouldn't, really. It's 900 pages. — P. J. O'Rourke

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane — J.R. Ward

If you think health care is expensive now, just wait 'til it's free. — P. J. O'Rourke

Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything! — P. J. O'Rourke

All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle. — P. J. O'Rourke

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said this week there's a good chance we never get bin Laden. bin Laden! We couldn't even get O.J.! — Jay Leno

One thing talk can't accomplish is communication. This is because everybody's talking too much to pay attention to what anyone is saying — P. J. O'Rourke

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you. — P. J. O'Rourke

A fundamental American question is, 'What's the big idea?' — P. J. O'Rourke

R-o-l-a-i-d-s: How do you spell relief? [10w]
J-a-c-k-i-n-go-f-f. — Beryl Dov

There's nothing more oily and cynical in politics than telling the truth. — P. J. O'Rourke

It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation. — P. J. O'Rourke

America's grossly unfair tax system won't lead to class war. Or, if it does, the war will be brief. — P. J. O'Rourke

Softly sang as I drifted into dreams: F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z A, — Ian Hutton

Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty. — P. J. O'Rourke

A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible. — P. J. O'Rourke

I think he's going down, ... It's gonna be the 'Revenge for O.J. ' — Nelly

Schneider has made a career of telling the public that the climate is going to change drastically, and indeed every spring and fall he's been right. — P. J. O'Rourke

People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers that causes the dislocation. — P. J. O'Rourke

In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of 'I hate strangers and anything that's different.' — P. J. O'Rourke

Disney's Tomorrowland is deeply, thoroughly, almost furiously unimaginative. — P. J. O'Rourke

To nobody's surprise, Professor Sprout started their lesson by lecturing them about the importance of O.W.L.s. Harry — J.K. Rowling

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent! — P. J. O'Rourke

Whenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe. — P. J. O'Rourke

I could not tell you the date of my mother's death. I could not tell you the date of my dad's death. These are not dates that I find significant. — O.J. Simpson

Liberals have invented whole college majors - psychology, sociology and women's studies - to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. — P. J. O'Rourke

It was to be a short visit for the G-shevs. More than four days in the U.S. and Raisa's VISA card bill would shatter the fragile Soviet economy. — P. J. O'Rourke

The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top. — O.J. Simpson

Adam Smith's huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution. — P. J. O'Rourke

Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. And everything that isn't fun is dangerous too. It's impossible to be alive and safe. — P. J. O'Rourke

But at its most official heart, the U.S. Dollar is simply the "I.O.U. a Dollar's worth of Tax credit" promise of our sovereign Federal Government. — J.D. ALT

Anybody who's having fun at an Elk Lodge meeting has the fun thing figured out. — P. J. O'Rourke

Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment. — P. J. O'Rourke

America's public schools have served their purpose. Free and compulsory education was good for a somewhat unpromising young nation. — P. J. O'Rourke

Let's not kid ourselves. You pick up 'The Washington Post' and find O.J. Simpson on the front page; 'serious journalists' covered Anna Nicole Smith. — Greta Van Susteren

The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S. — Joe Biden

After the events of the 20th century, God, quite reasonably, left Europe. But He's still here in the United States. — P. J. O'Rourke

Life's been good to me. Why am I so lonely and bored? I used to wonder why so many rich men commit suicide. I no longer wonder. — O.J. Simpson

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race. — P. J. O'Rourke

Why O why did I ever leave my hobbit-hole? said poor Mr. Baggins, bumping up and down on Bombur's back. — J.R.R. Tolkien

I don't think anybody's really been successful with theorizing about value or creating a price theory. — P. J. O'Rourke